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<blockquote data-quote="invokethehojo" data-source="post: 5379567" data-attributes="member: 62525">Ok, so its the end of a long day at work, I will try my hand at a made up encounter.&nbsp; (roll a d6... fail!)(the poster does not know how to make boxed text)9.&nbsp; The front gate&quot;A portcullis blocks the entrance&quot;You see a portcullis.&nbsp; The portcullis is made of metal.&nbsp; Behind it is a box that has tipped over exposing some old meat and a silver cup.&nbsp; The portcullis has become rusted.&nbsp; The bars are not made of iron, but of tungston.&nbsp; A rat chews heartily at the meat, appearing to be content.&nbsp; You can tell from it's droppings that this is an local rat, but has always dreamed of moving to the city.&nbsp; The portcullis is knot locked.&nbsp; the rats name is fred.roll a d61-2&nbsp; There is no box, roll a d6--- 1-2&nbsp; also, there is no spoon--- 2-5&nbsp; there is instead a tent, which the rat lives in--- 4-6&nbsp; the poster apologizes for not knowing how to make boxed text3-4&nbsp; The rat attacks, roll a d6--- 1-2&nbsp; it is rabid and has vorpal teeth--- 5-6&nbsp; it resembles your cousin steve, so you shant attack it--- 4&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the rat killed your parents, prepare to die!7-8&nbsp; The PC's wish to examine the rat droppings, roll a d6--- 3-1&nbsp; They are gritty and taste of raspberries, indicating that a mindflayer lives inside--- 1-6&nbsp; They smell of christmas and enui--- 9-2&nbsp; They are tasteless, smellless and motionless.&nbsp; roll a d6---------- 1-4&nbsp; you go home---------- 5-3&nbsp; you impale yourself on your sword---------- 4-6&nbsp; your suddenly hungry for tacos.&nbsp; roll a d7----------------- 0-3&nbsp; chicken tacos----------------- 4-5&nbsp; bean and cheese tacos----------------- 3-6&nbsp; you had a taco in waterdeep once, mind you your not a taco kind of guy</blockquote>

[QUOTE="invokethehojo, post: 5379567, member: 62525"] Ok, so its the end of a long day at work, I will try my hand at a made up encounter. (roll a d6... fail!) (the poster does not know how to make boxed text) 9. The front gate "A portcullis blocks the entrance" You see a portcullis. The portcullis is made of metal. Behind it is a box that has tipped over exposing some old meat and a silver cup. The portcullis has become rusted. The bars are not made of iron, but of tungston. A rat chews heartily at the meat, appearing to be content. You can tell from it's droppings that this is an local rat, but has always dreamed of moving to the city. The portcullis is knot locked. the rats name is fred. roll a d6 1-2 There is no box, roll a d6 --- 1-2 also, there is no spoon --- 2-5 there is instead a tent, which the rat lives in --- 4-6 the poster apologizes for not knowing how to make boxed text 3-4 The rat attacks, roll a d6 --- 1-2 it is rabid and has [I]vorpal[/I] teeth --- 5-6 it resembles your cousin steve, so you shant attack it --- 4 the rat killed your parents, prepare to die! 7-8 The PC's wish to examine the rat droppings, roll a d6 --- 3-1 They are gritty and taste of raspberries, indicating that a mindflayer lives inside --- 1-6 They smell of christmas and enui --- 9-2 They are tasteless, smellless and motionless. roll a d6 ---------- 1-4 you go home ---------- 5-3 you impale yourself on your sword ---------- 4-6 your suddenly hungry for tacos. roll a d7 ----------------- 0-3 chicken tacos ----------------- 4-5 bean and cheese tacos ----------------- 3-6 you had a taco in waterdeep once, mind you your not a taco kind of guy [/QUOTE]

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