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<blockquote data-quote="Oberyn" data-source="post: 2516136" data-attributes="member: 29982"><p>About the chastity belt.</p><p></p><p>He calls it gnoll slayer lol.</p><p></p><p>After putting on his blindfold of blindsight he challenged a bar maid to a game of "pin me on you" as he called it. well she had her rogue hubby slip in in the ngiht and fit him with a chastity belt. They couldnt get it off for a few days since no one had open lock as a class skill and no one had any spells. So one day they were sleeping under the stars away from their camp (that one is hard to explain). Well it was jsut him and the fighter. The fighter had his adamantine maul with him.</p><p>In the night they were ambushed by gnolls. they were in a feild so the drunken master had nothing to use and finally said "Just sunder my D*AMN chastity belt!"...</p><p>So after a bout of giggles frome veryone the fighter did it (ow<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite5" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused:" />). The monk proceded to pick up a peice or two of it and rolled not only one but 5 criticals with it on the gnolls. he killed every gnoll he went against in one strike. After that he had it reforged and now carrys a key around his neck and whenever they meet a tough group (the gnolls all had at least 2 levels of fighter) there is an exchange between the fighter and drunken master.</p><p>Fighter: Shall i sunder your chastity belt again? these guys look tough!"</p><p>Drunken Master: NO! No thanks, i have a key this time.</p><p></p><p>P.S. throughout the rest of the combat after the sunder to the groin i made the player say everything in a falsetto voice lol.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Oberyn, post: 2516136, member: 29982"] About the chastity belt. He calls it gnoll slayer lol. After putting on his blindfold of blindsight he challenged a bar maid to a game of "pin me on you" as he called it. well she had her rogue hubby slip in in the ngiht and fit him with a chastity belt. They couldnt get it off for a few days since no one had open lock as a class skill and no one had any spells. So one day they were sleeping under the stars away from their camp (that one is hard to explain). Well it was jsut him and the fighter. The fighter had his adamantine maul with him. In the night they were ambushed by gnolls. they were in a feild so the drunken master had nothing to use and finally said "Just sunder my D*AMN chastity belt!"... So after a bout of giggles frome veryone the fighter did it (ow:confused:). The monk proceded to pick up a peice or two of it and rolled not only one but 5 criticals with it on the gnolls. he killed every gnoll he went against in one strike. After that he had it reforged and now carrys a key around his neck and whenever they meet a tough group (the gnolls all had at least 2 levels of fighter) there is an exchange between the fighter and drunken master. Fighter: Shall i sunder your chastity belt again? these guys look tough!" Drunken Master: NO! No thanks, i have a key this time. P.S. throughout the rest of the combat after the sunder to the groin i made the player say everything in a falsetto voice lol. [/QUOTE]
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