Expensive pussy

[Bubbalicious]

Allergies are not only God's way of saying "Don't get a cat, dummy!", but they are also God's way of saying that cats are genetically superior to humans (you don't see any cats with people allergies!). We still don't understand the full, untapped power of cat DNA, but we have started seeing some amazing things. We all know now that with thorough training, cats can drive a car (we've all seen Toonces on TV). Cats make excellent designated drivers as long as you keep them out of the catnip! Also, if you don't feed them for a couple of days they will make Taco Bell runs for you. Just remember to strap on their fanny packs since cats ain't got pockets!!!

 

[Pbartender]

Actually, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere about somebody creating a transgenic kitten that had a luciferin gene spliced in (a luciferin is a type of protein that produces light- hence, the kitty glows in the dark). I actually saw pictures of the transgenic rabbits that had the glow gene; they were that florescent green color and looked pretty cool. The animals were made by an artist, I believe, and not intended to be available to the general public, but a lot of people seem to like the idea of glowing pets- so it's probably only a matter of time.

They genetically engineered glow in the dark mice way back in 2002, using genes from luminescent jellyfish.

 

[Jesus_marley]

Allergies are not only God's way of saying "Don't get a cat, dummy!", but they are also God's way of saying that cats are genetically superior to humans (you don't see any cats with people allergies!).

Not True! A friend of mine has a cat who is allergic to people. The cat lost all of its fur due to the skin irritation. After several trips to the vet, and numerous arguments that it wasn't due to fleas (of which that cat had none), the cat was given an antihistimine and the condition cleared up almost immediately and the fur grew back.

 

[BOZ]

We all know now that with thorough training, cats can drive a car (we've all seen Toonces on TV). Cats make excellent designated drivers as long as you keep them out of the catnip!

well... except for Toonces.

 

[Banshee16]

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[Dannyalcatraz]

I have it on good authority that everything Toonces got blamed for was actually done by his identical twin cousin from Cheshire...

 

[Nifft]

Perfect animal companion for the Urban Ranger who took the "Allergic to Animals" flaw.

Cheers, -- N

PS: ("Was that little boy you?" "... maybe.")

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I don't know...its kinda small...and underpowered.

What that ranger really needs is a clockwork kitty...MECHATOONCES!

(with lasers on its frickin head)

Of course, if you gave this hypoalergenic kitty some fancy footwear, it would be much more dangerous.

You know, 'cause it would be....IN BOOTS!