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<blockquote data-quote="el-remmen" data-source="post: 1191849" data-attributes="member: 11"><p>Last night I dreamt I was hitting on this hottie nerdy woman and she had to go to work, so I walked her there and it was an immense bookstore - and on a shelf beside the counter was two shelves of thick volumes labeled "IRON DM" with other people's names on them.</p><p></p><p>I flipped through them and they were IRON DM reference books with tons of old entries, judgments, dos and don'ts in adventure writing, lists of ingredients and definitions of rare words and terms and a glossary. It was amazing. It was like 12 books each the size of the complete works of Shakespeare, plus some smaller books.</p><p></p><p>I don't remember the name of the author, but I started flipping out. "But <em>I</em> invented IRON DM!" I cried.</p><p></p><p>"No, these have been around for a long time. At least like 12 years," the hot nerdy woman said.</p><p></p><p>I was furious as I was certain someone had ripped me off. But then it struck me that I had never learned who had won the IRON DM of Fall 2003 - so I tried to find the right book with the results - but then it struck me - all reference to my name had been removed.</p><p></p><p>My anger tripled! And then the alarm went off and I had to get up and go to work.</p><p></p><p>Pielorinho, what are yo doing to me?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="el-remmen, post: 1191849, member: 11"] Last night I dreamt I was hitting on this hottie nerdy woman and she had to go to work, so I walked her there and it was an immense bookstore - and on a shelf beside the counter was two shelves of thick volumes labeled "IRON DM" with other people's names on them. I flipped through them and they were IRON DM reference books with tons of old entries, judgments, dos and don'ts in adventure writing, lists of ingredients and definitions of rare words and terms and a glossary. It was amazing. It was like 12 books each the size of the complete works of Shakespeare, plus some smaller books. I don't remember the name of the author, but I started flipping out. "But [i]I[/i] invented IRON DM!" I cried. "No, these have been around for a long time. At least like 12 years," the hot nerdy woman said. I was furious as I was certain someone had ripped me off. But then it struck me that I had never learned who had won the IRON DM of Fall 2003 - so I tried to find the right book with the results - but then it struck me - all reference to my name had been removed. My anger tripled! And then the alarm went off and I had to get up and go to work. Pielorinho, what are yo doing to me? [/QUOTE]
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