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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mythago" data-source="post: 1307799" data-attributes="member: 3019">In my CoC game, poor SwackIron made the mistake of describing his character as an attractive single guy playboy type...so I gave him an NPC girlfriend.  Esmé was drop-dead "Oh my god are you a Swedish lingerie model" gorgeous with legs up to here, from a rich old-money family, smart as a whip, a legislative aide in a prominent Senator's office...and a psycho hosebeast.  Fighting to preserve humanity from Horrors from Beyond™ tends to involve a lot of time away from the home front. So if SwackIron disappeared on a clandestine mission or dropped his cell-phone while running like hell to get out of Mictlan, well, Esmé wasn't exactly understanding. There's nothing quite like dragging into your apartment after a full day of dealing with....things...to find a screeching, jealous message from your girlfriend who is mad that you missed a date and you NEVER call anymore and then when you do call her, she hangs up on you, then calls back sniffling about how sorry she is, it's just that she misses you sooo much... I've never seen a player's blood pressure spike so fast. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>