Me-SWM, older professional seeker of knowledge and teacher of wisdom. You- tall, dark, hot young devil. We met in the Mines of Moria, and you weren't wearing very much at all. After we got away from the boring crowd, you opened up to me and blew my mind- such creative whip use! Alas, I lost your contact info in the dark. Contact "The Grey" at (667) 555-1212.
Two Single Hobbits seek single Elf for "amazing adventure"- ask for "The Bag" or "Wise" at (113) 555-3688.
LOST: Small Gold ring with inscription in elvish, part of a set- great reward offered (222) 555-3275
Bored? Broke? Be a Minion and get paid to see the world! Great benefits package. Interested? Find your local Minion's Union by calling (800) 555-3666
Two Single Hobbits seek single Elf for "amazing adventure"- ask for "The Bag" or "Wise" at (113) 555-3688.
LOST: Small Gold ring with inscription in elvish, part of a set- great reward offered (222) 555-3275
Bored? Broke? Be a Minion and get paid to see the world! Great benefits package. Interested? Find your local Minion's Union by calling (800) 555-3666
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