D&D 5E Fantasy Themed Bar Bets

Caliban

Rules Monkey
Who doesn't love a good bar bet? For those who don't know, it's a wager (usually at a bar, usually while drunk) made regarding something that seems physically or socially impossible, until you realize the trick to it - either very specific phrasing or knowledge about outside factors that aren't immediately apparent. A classic one involves a pool table - you bet that you can lay the cue stick across the pool table and roll a billiard ball under the cue stick without touching it. The trick is to roll the ball across the floor under the pool table, instead of on the surface just below the cue stick.

In a recent game a player pulled a fantasy version of this - the player was a lvl 7 warlock and they were in a mage city floating a half mile above the ground. He bet any and all takers that he could jump off the side of the city, plummet to the ground and impact, then walk away unharmed - without using feather fall, flight, or any other magic (or mundane) means to slow or stop his fall. He won 500 gp off the people who bet against him.


Anyone else have any good fantasy themed bar bets that rely on a knowledge of the quirks in the rules?
 

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He had enough hp for 20d6 damage to not have much chance of killing him.

He had 59 hp, but the terms of the bet was "and walk away unharmed". The trick was that he had the "Sculptor of Flesh" invocation. Halfway down he polymorphed himself into a Woolly Mammoth, which has 126 hp. Falling damaged maxes out at 20d6, so even if he took max damage, the mammoth would still survive with 6 hp. Then he stopped concentrating and reverted back to his normal form, completely unharmed.
 

He had 59 hp, but the terms of the bet was "and walk away unharmed". The trick was that he had the "Sculptor of Flesh" invocation. Halfway down he polymorphed himself into a Woolly Mammoth, which has 126 hp. Falling damaged maxes out at 20d6, so even if he took max damage, the mammoth would still survive with 6 hp. Then he stopped concentrating and reverted back to his normal form, completely unharmed.

I was just joking, although it turns out it wasn't so far from the truth.
I expected that the real trick was going to be him standing on the railings on the side of the city, and jumping off the side in order to land on the ground below. The side he jumped off being the side that leads back into the city, and the ground merely being a garden or patch of dirt or something.

I don't actually like the way he handled it - it is very metagamey. Sure he knew the rules would prevent him from being hurt, but in reality you would have to be a moron to expect turning into a mammoth would protect you from a fall of that magnitude. In reality, turning into a mammoth would just make it hurt more. Although I guess it hurting more isn't really important - dead is dead regardless of how much it hurts.
 


You bet your mark that you can guess the card they draw from your tarot deck. If they want to sweeten the deal, let them draw up to three cards and you will guess each one. You should have a neutral party hold the wagers ahead of time in case they draw the Ruin card.
 

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