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<blockquote data-quote="sullivan" data-source="post: 2132605" data-attributes="member: 28152"><p>Then The Answer™ is so clear to me. After you clear out the Tomb of Horrors arrange some capital financing to refurbish it as an amusement park to build up a nice income stream along with a retirement nest egg. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /> </p><p> </p><p>---------</p><p> </p><p>"Step right up gentlemen! Step right up! For your amusement and amazement, and at the ridiculous low price of 2 gp, you can impress and woo that special lady with your bravery *wink, wink* by sticking your head into The Devil's Maw! That's right sir, straight over there on the wall...just pop your head into that little tunnel...there in the middle of the mural."</p><p> </p><p>"This one here? Wow, that looks absolutely pitch black. *whispering* I-i-it's safe right?"</p><p> </p><p>*whispering* "Safe as the ground we walk on, my word on that."</p><p> </p><p>*clink, clink*</p><p> </p><p>"Thankyou and bless you noble and valient sir...no need to be shy...is that a real Rollex?...oh, no reason...just pop your head in, hurry up there's a line forming outside..."</p><p> </p><p>*thud of a headless corpse falling to the floor* </p><p> </p><p>"Psst, Thurg. Thurg! Get out here and get this one into the backroom with the others, and then you and Morrowhill can start emptying the pockets."</p><p> </p><p>"Step right up gentlemen! Step right up! Who'll have the good fortune to be the next lucky customer?....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sullivan, post: 2132605, member: 28152"] Then The Answer™ is so clear to me. After you clear out the Tomb of Horrors arrange some capital financing to refurbish it as an amusement park to build up a nice income stream along with a retirement nest egg. :cool: --------- "Step right up gentlemen! Step right up! For your amusement and amazement, and at the ridiculous low price of 2 gp, you can impress and woo that special lady with your bravery *wink, wink* by sticking your head into The Devil's Maw! That's right sir, straight over there on the wall...just pop your head into that little tunnel...there in the middle of the mural." "This one here? Wow, that looks absolutely pitch black. *whispering* I-i-it's safe right?" *whispering* "Safe as the ground we walk on, my word on that." *clink, clink* "Thankyou and bless you noble and valient sir...no need to be shy...is that a real Rollex?...oh, no reason...just pop your head in, hurry up there's a line forming outside..." *thud of a headless corpse falling to the floor* "Psst, Thurg. Thurg! Get out here and get this one into the backroom with the others, and then you and Morrowhill can start emptying the pockets." "Step right up gentlemen! Step right up! Who'll have the good fortune to be the next lucky customer?.... [/QUOTE]
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