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<blockquote data-quote="Adam La Spata" data-source="post: 7133590" data-attributes="member: 6887299"><p>Here are some more musical parodies for your use/amusement:</p><p></p><p>If you happen to use Mage Hand... (sung to Conway Twitty's "Slow Hand")</p><p></p><p>I want a bard with a mage hand</p><p>I want a minstrel with a magic touch.</p><p>I want a cantrip that can hold a glass</p><p>‘Cause, when you think about it, it can’t do too much.</p><p>For when we find ourselves undermanned, </p><p>We need a bard with a mage hand.</p><p></p><p>For spells of healing, disease curing, etc... (sung to the tune of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing")</p><p></p><p>Maybe you need some restoration</p><p>And feelin’ some vexation.</p><p>Or maybe you just can’t stand no longer</p><p>You got to be much stronger.</p><p>And when you get that feeling</p><p>You want magical healing</p><p>Magical healing, oh yeah</p><p>Makes you feel so fine.</p><p></p><p>For all those useful illusion spells... (sung to the tune of Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now")</p><p></p><p>Bows and flows of angel hair</p><p>And magic flowing everywhere</p><p>Enchantments flying through the air</p><p>I've looked at spells that way. </p><p>But now they serve to hide your gaze</p><p>Through my arcana, be amazed. </p><p>So many songs that can be sung</p><p>To let me have my way.</p><p></p><p>I've looked at spells from both sides now</p><p>From up and down and finally now</p><p>The right illusion I recall</p><p>To make it seem like naught at all.</p><p></p><p>And, for some uplifting of your party during Bardic Inspiration... (sung to the tune of The Beatles' "With a Little Help from My Friends")</p><p></p><p>Maybe you’re tired or weary or sore</p><p>Or just feelin’ weak in the knees.</p><p>Harken your ears to my song of yore</p><p>And you’ll soon feel as strong as the trees.</p><p>Oh you get by with a little help from your friends.</p><p>Mm rollin’ high with a little help from your friends.</p><p>You can rely on a little help from your friends.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Adam La Spata, post: 7133590, member: 6887299"] Here are some more musical parodies for your use/amusement: If you happen to use Mage Hand... (sung to Conway Twitty's "Slow Hand") I want a bard with a mage hand I want a minstrel with a magic touch. I want a cantrip that can hold a glass ‘Cause, when you think about it, it can’t do too much. For when we find ourselves undermanned, We need a bard with a mage hand. For spells of healing, disease curing, etc... (sung to the tune of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing") Maybe you need some restoration And feelin’ some vexation. Or maybe you just can’t stand no longer You got to be much stronger. And when you get that feeling You want magical healing Magical healing, oh yeah Makes you feel so fine. For all those useful illusion spells... (sung to the tune of Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now") Bows and flows of angel hair And magic flowing everywhere Enchantments flying through the air I've looked at spells that way. But now they serve to hide your gaze Through my arcana, be amazed. So many songs that can be sung To let me have my way. I've looked at spells from both sides now From up and down and finally now The right illusion I recall To make it seem like naught at all. And, for some uplifting of your party during Bardic Inspiration... (sung to the tune of The Beatles' "With a Little Help from My Friends") Maybe you’re tired or weary or sore Or just feelin’ weak in the knees. Harken your ears to my song of yore And you’ll soon feel as strong as the trees. Oh you get by with a little help from your friends. Mm rollin’ high with a little help from your friends. You can rely on a little help from your friends. [/QUOTE]
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