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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mrtauntaun" data-source="post: 2457774" data-attributes="member: 14429">My favorite character was a Kender by the name of Rasharaf Kindlepotkinhoff.  He was a 2E CG little #$%$%# in a FR setting (long story).  Needless to say, as it usually is with Kender, it was the only time that a DM banned a race/class shortly after I finished.He lived a long life (for a kender), having a great deal of fun.  He saved the life of the wizard in the party, for unbeknowst to the wizard, his ring of invisibility was actually a ring of Kender Dissappearing.  The wizard had already used the ring 7 times, but as everyone knows, if a non-kender wears a ring of Kender Dissappearing 8 times, you die.  He was not very grateful.   <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:"  data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /> There was also a time he single handedly blinded a dragon.  The DM told me to hit the dragon's eye, I'd have to roll a 20, followed by another 20, on my attack.  I did it one round and hit it's right eye, and later it's left.  I called him 'Dragon Blinder', but everyone else called him "Stupid Lucky".  The Nerve!Rasharaf also managed to find talking sword!  How wonderous!  However, the sword was lawful, and would not let me take ANY un-lawful act.  It made my character miserable and even worse, it made him BORED.  I could not leave the sword, I could only GIVE it to someone, but no one would touch it.  It became so funny to the other players, that they made me a little sword prop to hold (foam covered in duct tape).  Finally, one session, I managed to convice some cheiftan or prince to take it.  I was free!  I was so giddy.  Then, the chieftan (played by the DM, standing less than a foot away from me holding the sword 'prop') realized what a curse the thing was and said 'here catch'.  My first reaction to something be thrown at me was, or course, to catch it.  The session ground to a halt as no one could stop laughing.   <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":mad:" title="Mad    :mad:"  data-smilie="4"data-shortname=":mad:" /> Other notables include when the party found a luck sword with one wish, and while they were all debating what to do with it, I managed to get a hold of it and wish for a giant vat of spiced mashed potatoes (with a hint of paprika).   If it wasn't for a paladin, it would have been a case of party-kendercide.An antique magical Plate (dish) of Death Knight turning.  Never got to use it, but Death Knights beware!I freed a captive orc (whom the party wanted to kill), who immediately renounced his alignment, proclaimed me his deity, and returned about a year (RL) with a giant legion of orcs to serve me, which proved useful in the last battle of the campaign.  Well, useful to a kender, woefully mismanaged in the eyes of the rest of the party <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />Too much to relate, but these are some of the Highlights of Rasharaf Kindlepotkinhoff, Dragon Blinder, Harper Helper, and Puzzle Solver of the Gods.</blockquote>

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