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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Krail Stromquism" data-source="post: 359090" data-attributes="member: 2400">Shovels for TEETH!Darklance,I had the EXACT same dream not more than 7 or 8 years ago. As our eyes locked across the classroom of blurred insignificant faces I stood up and walked over to her, I smiled and began to speak "I belong to you." I said. The girl looked up at me and looked sad. She stood up on her desk and Screamed. Her mouth got gigantic and her teeth werent teeth at all but instead rusty dirty shovels. Then she bit me.Later when the scene began to unfold in the real world, I got incredibly nervous. I was twirling my pen and dropped it and OFCOURSE it rolled over to the girl. She picked it up and held it out for me, smiling. I reached out to take the pen, trying to control my hand from shaking. I could see the confusion on her face as to why my hand trembled so much. She looked almost relieved when I finally took hold of the pen. Our hands lightly touched.Thats when I puked.Not only did I puke, upchuck and vomit. I continued to do so as I ran out of the room. As best as I recall, I puked 8 times. Once on her, once on my desk, again in the room, then 5 more times in the hallways and stairs.In the end, it all worked out for the best.No we didnt have a good laugh about it or anything. We never spoke, let alone looked at each other in class or in the halls until graduation. One of my friends ended up dating her and they went their seperate ways. The last he heard of her was her and some of his more unsavory friends like to hang out and smoke crack among other things. So hey, no worries!Whats the moral of my story?Remember all woman hate being vomitted on but if you do it may drive them to use drugs so dont date them cause they might end up having shovels for teeth afterall.Cheers!</blockquote>

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