D&D 3E/3.5 Figgy pudding familiar?

[abe ray]

Suppose a wizard/sorcerer found/created a LIVING figgy pudding and decided to make it his/her familiar, what bonuses would s/he gain?

 

[Blackrat]

Poison resistance?

 

[abe ray]

Poison resistance?

Or at least alcohol resistance.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

+1 to a CHA check after consuming a "cup of good cheer". However, after the fifth "cup of good cheer" that becomes a -4 to all CHA checks.

 

[generic]

Multiattack: The figgy pudding makes three attacks using "We wish you a merry Christmas", and then uses the bolded ability from the "Happy New Year" feat.

 

[Paul Farquhar]

Back in 1st edition days I had a sage NPC who had an onion as a familiar.

 

[Tony Vargas]

Back in 1st edition days I had a sage NPC who had an onion as a familiar.

"...the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..." - Grampa Simpson