Fight Club Of The Gods?

[ColonelHardisson]

Y'know, we've seen many arguments here about whether stats for gods are useful. I prefer to have the stats, but I can see why some would think they're useless.

So, in the interest of making those stats more useful, I propose that people start Fight Clubs for deities. When you don't have enough people for an adventure, or when you simply want a break from your RPG of choice, grab the stats of your favorite deity, have a buddy do the same - and, to quote Mills Lane, LET'S GET IT ON!

Now, some of the fights may be one-sided, some combats may take forever, and many may be inconclusive, but hey, that's what happens in wrestling and comic books, so we should all be pretty familiar with such situations.

Then, post the results here, for us all to enjoy.


Yeah, I know it's goofy, but I was in one of those kinds of moods...

 

[Upper_Krust]

Hi Colonel Hardisson mate!

I think my character can defeat any deity in the book except Thor and Zeus!

"LETS GET READY TO RUMB-ALLLL!!"

The stipulation being you ignore that 'gods ignore anti-magic' nonsense!

 

[Nightfall]

Do you guys think I can enter Vangal? I'd like to see him try his might...Especially if I can finish work on some SL salient abilities.

 

[clockworkjoe]

I choose Azathoth.

Ok round 1: I alter reality so that veryone must make a DC 75 save using your lowest savings throw bonus or die insantly and permanently.

Ok, that weeded out the wussies. Next, I summon up all the other gods of the mythos and we kill you somehow.

Meh.

I think epic level grudge matches would be more interesting. God level games of death would just be silly.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

I kinda figured somebody'd piss on the idea.

 

[Harlequin]

Yeah, I know it's goofy, but I was in one of those kinds of moods...

I think its a great idea

I love the whole FR Pantheon and all its Gods and the whole point of stating them is so they can duke it out with each other : D

SO i love the idea!

Im going to make a campaign where all the Gods in FR loose their Divine Rating and special abilities and just have to battle each other to the death with thier Avatar Levels...

Last one standing will challenge AO for the title


Harlequin

 

[Nightfall]

I'm putting 20 golds on Shar. She doesn't strike me as a silly sort.

 

[Howling Coyote]

Only 20!!! Have some spine kid; after all we are talking about the godswar!

I put my soul on Mystra...
Darn I don't have a soul anymore.
I know I use my best friends soul.

 

[Upper_Krust]

Hi there!

I choose Azathoth.

Ok round 1: I alter reality so that veryone must make a DC 75 save using your lowest savings throw bonus or die insantly and permanently.

Ok, that weeded out the wussies. Next, I summon up all the other gods of the mythos and we kill you somehow.

Cthulhu et al. might seem tough when they're picking on 20th-level characters but I'll have that bunch of esoteric misfits squirming like jelly on a plate (even more than usual!).

Meh.

I think epic level grudge matches would be more interesting. God level games of death would just be silly.

I actually thought Gods vs. Epic Characters would be interesting (to see how both square up to each other).

I think Hercules (40th-level Divine Rank 5) would defeat the Lady of the Mountain* (71st-level Character) Epic character revealed at WotC.

*Minus her 'made-up' God Slaying Sword.

 

[Desdichado]

So, has anyone done it yet? D&Dg has been out for a number of weeks...