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<blockquote data-quote="ExploderWizard" data-source="post: 5609461" data-attributes="member: 66434"><p>I have a few based on classic modules -previously posted earlier:</p><p> </p><p>KEEP ON THE BORDERLANDS ( Close to the Borderline by Billy Joel)</p><p></p><p>Crossbow, polearm, possible PC homicide</p><p>the dwarf stands down and the elf gets mad</p><p>The thief shows his smooth side</p><p>Evil guy skulking in the yard looks like he's got his time to bide</p><p>He wants to case that bank</p><p>Cause the scrawny clerk, is his man on the inside</p><p> </p><p>While the lizard men hide in thier dark place</p><p>The black widows throw a web in my face</p><p>I get attacked by a hermit thats stark raving mad</p><p>I don't want to fight him cause his life is so sad</p><p> </p><p>Encounters' tough but its just enough</p><p>To earn me the level when its XP time</p><p></p><p>I survived, I'm still alive</p><p>But I'm getting close to the borderlands</p><p>Keep on the borderlands</p><p> </p><p>A gold six silver</p><p>Won't buy you much lately in the keep these days</p><p>And when you can get plate</p><p>You know you can't run fast any more in the high caves</p><p>Rich man, poor man, and both are Karameikan</p><p>Bodies lying on the ground</p><p>The Bree-Yark yell we're gonna all go to hell</p><p>When the goblins charge down </p><p></p><p>I got a sword plus one and some style you can see</p><p>I don't cast the spells they get cast on me</p><p>I got real stupid friends that will make me sigh</p><p>They don't know how to map and they ain't gonna try</p><p>I shouldn't bitch, I shouldn't cry</p><p></p><p>I'd get some new companions but I don't have time</p><p>I don't know why, I'm a lawful guy</p><p>But I'm getting close to the borderlands</p><p>Keep on the borderlands</p><p> </p><p>I thought I'd hack n slash so many things</p><p>I thought I'd cleave them all away</p><p>I didn't think I looted everything</p><p>But you cant afford to plunder what you're not prepared to slay</p><p> </p><p>I need a wizard for my messy kills</p><p>I need a cleric for my medical ills</p><p>I need a banker to finance my keep</p><p> I need security to get some sleep</p><p> It isn't new the caves I'm going through</p><p>But every player knows you got to play one time</p><p>Another night I fought the good fight</p><p>But I'm getting closer to the borderlands</p><p>The Keep on the Borderlands</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ExploderWizard, post: 5609461, member: 66434"] I have a few based on classic modules -previously posted earlier: KEEP ON THE BORDERLANDS ( Close to the Borderline by Billy Joel) Crossbow, polearm, possible PC homicide the dwarf stands down and the elf gets mad The thief shows his smooth side Evil guy skulking in the yard looks like he's got his time to bide He wants to case that bank Cause the scrawny clerk, is his man on the inside While the lizard men hide in thier dark place The black widows throw a web in my face I get attacked by a hermit thats stark raving mad I don't want to fight him cause his life is so sad Encounters' tough but its just enough To earn me the level when its XP time I survived, I'm still alive But I'm getting close to the borderlands Keep on the borderlands A gold six silver Won't buy you much lately in the keep these days And when you can get plate You know you can't run fast any more in the high caves Rich man, poor man, and both are Karameikan Bodies lying on the ground The Bree-Yark yell we're gonna all go to hell When the goblins charge down I got a sword plus one and some style you can see I don't cast the spells they get cast on me I got real stupid friends that will make me sigh They don't know how to map and they ain't gonna try I shouldn't bitch, I shouldn't cry I'd get some new companions but I don't have time I don't know why, I'm a lawful guy But I'm getting close to the borderlands Keep on the borderlands I thought I'd hack n slash so many things I thought I'd cleave them all away I didn't think I looted everything But you cant afford to plunder what you're not prepared to slay I need a wizard for my messy kills I need a cleric for my medical ills I need a banker to finance my keep I need security to get some sleep It isn't new the caves I'm going through But every player knows you got to play one time Another night I fought the good fight But I'm getting closer to the borderlands The Keep on the Borderlands [/QUOTE]
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