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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ExploderWizard" data-source="post: 5609472" data-attributes="member: 66434">SHRINE OF KUO TOA (Hotel California by The Eagles)In a dark cavern temple, near where the drow lairCold stink of the fishmen,rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a flickering lightMy shield grew heavy and my sword was drawnI had to prep for the fight There they stood in the doorwayI heard the temple bellAnd I was thinking to myself,' I'm gonna send these fish freaks straight to hell Then they lit up a huge torch, tried to scare me awayThey were croaking down the corridor,I thought I heard them say... Welcome to Shrine of Kuo toaSuch an awful placewonder how you'd taste?Plenty of loot at the Shrine of Kuo toaAny type of gear, you can find it here Thier minds are tortured and twisted driving them all to bad ends They got a goddess they call Blipdoolpoolp and she's got friendsHow they kill on the altar....sweet blood to letSome kill to remember, some kill to forgetSo I called up the chieftain’please release my guysHe said, ’we haven’t had any captives here since CY 609And still those voices are calling from far away,Slit your throat in the middle of the nightI can hear them say...Welcome to Shrine of Kuo toaSuch an awful placewonder how you'd taste?They livin’ it up at the Shrine of Kuo toaWhat a harsh surprise, bring your lucky diePiercers on the ceiling,The yellow mold so niceAnd they  said ’we are all just worshippers here, of our own device’And in the chief whip's chambers,They melee'd as they wishedThey slash it with their vorpal bladesBut they just can’t kill the fishLast thing I remember, I wasRunning for the doorI had to find the passage backTo the place I was before’Ho-there’ said the fish man,We are hatched here to believeYou can worship any time you likeBut you can never leave!</blockquote>

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