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<blockquote data-quote="ExploderWizard" data-source="post: 6421965" data-attributes="member: 66434"><p>(From a post in another thread recently)</p><p></p><p><strong>THE MONSTER MATH </strong></p><p><strong></strong>I was working on my game, late one night</p><p>When my eyes beheld,a nagging sight</p><p>For my monster from the page began to rise</p><p>And suddenly to my surprise</p><p></p><p>He did the math, he did the monster math</p><p>The monster math, it was a campaign smash</p><p>He did the math, it caught on in a flash</p><p>He did the math, he did the monster math</p><p></p><p>From my module pages and the encounter keys</p><p>To my wandering charts,which are the bees knees</p><p>The monsters all came bringing Orcus with'em</p><p>To get a fix from my algorithim</p><p></p><p>They did the math, they did the monster math</p><p>The monster math, it was a campaign smash</p><p>They did the math, it caught on in a flash</p><p>They did the math, They did the monster math</p><p></p><p>The monsters were having fun</p><p>Calculations had just begun</p><p>The formulas were working</p><p>The testing had been done</p><p></p><p>The game was rockin all were diggin the fights</p><p>The orcs and goblins caused a dreadful fright</p><p>Bounded accuracy was about to arrive</p><p>With their special guest, the flat math jive.</p><p></p><p>They worked the math, they worked the monster math</p><p>The monster math, it was a campaign smash</p><p>They worked the math, it caught on in a flash</p><p>They worked the math, they worked the monster math</p><p></p><p>Out from its coffin 4th's voice did ring</p><p>Seems it was troubled by just one thing</p><p>Opened the lid and shook its fist and said</p><p>" Whatever happened to my inflated bonus twist?"</p><p></p><p>It's now the math, it's now the monster math</p><p>The monster math, it was a campaign smash</p><p>It's now the math, it caught on in a flash</p><p>It's now the math, it's now the monster math</p><p></p><p>Now everything's cool 4th is part of the band</p><p>And my monster math is the hit of the land</p><p>For you the player this math was meant too</p><p>When you open the door, tell them Gary sent you. </p><p> </p><p>Then you can math, then you can monster math</p><p>The monster math, and do my campain smash</p><p>Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash</p><p>Then you can math, then you can monster math</p><p> </p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ExploderWizard, post: 6421965, member: 66434"] (From a post in another thread recently) [B]THE MONSTER MATH [/B]I was working on my game, late one night When my eyes beheld,a nagging sight For my monster from the page began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the math, he did the monster math The monster math, it was a campaign smash He did the math, it caught on in a flash He did the math, he did the monster math From my module pages and the encounter keys To my wandering charts,which are the bees knees The monsters all came bringing Orcus with'em To get a fix from my algorithim They did the math, they did the monster math The monster math, it was a campaign smash They did the math, it caught on in a flash They did the math, They did the monster math The monsters were having fun Calculations had just begun The formulas were working The testing had been done The game was rockin all were diggin the fights The orcs and goblins caused a dreadful fright Bounded accuracy was about to arrive With their special guest, the flat math jive. They worked the math, they worked the monster math The monster math, it was a campaign smash They worked the math, it caught on in a flash They worked the math, they worked the monster math Out from its coffin 4th's voice did ring Seems it was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid and shook its fist and said " Whatever happened to my inflated bonus twist?" It's now the math, it's now the monster math The monster math, it was a campaign smash It's now the math, it caught on in a flash It's now the math, it's now the monster math Now everything's cool 4th is part of the band And my monster math is the hit of the land For you the player this math was meant too When you open the door, tell them Gary sent you. Then you can math, then you can monster math The monster math, and do my campain smash Then you can math, you'll catch on in a flash Then you can math, then you can monster math [B][B][/B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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