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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ajanders" data-source="post: 3844395" data-attributes="member: 3271">The bard talks about the Lord of Blades and the time he tried to pull the lever.And the time the Emerald Claw tried to pull the lever.Finally he winds up with a story about how a boulder was coming towards the lever: if it hit it, the lever would be pulled and the world would end.Desperate to save the world, the paladin Nathaniel flung himself in front of the boulder, trying to deflect it with his own body. The boulder squashed him flat, but was deflected, and while it is always sad when a paladin dies...Better Nate than lever!The incredibly -- indeed, magically -- boring story has put the rest of the carriage to sleep, except for you and the bard.He smiles and puts out a hand."And now that we have some privacy, my name's James. A halfling friend of yours said you might need some help and I want to know what exactly you've been putting your foot in. You should have left a trail of corpses, given your day, but you haven't. Are you eating them?"</blockquote>