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<blockquote data-quote="rvalle" data-source="post: 3542852" data-attributes="member: 28272"><p>2nd Ed Halfling Thief. We are in a maze of gullies and canyons and have just killed a dragon-wyrm type thing. </p><p></p><p>Being a 2nd Ed thief I didn't do much of the fighting and am at 100% health wise. The rest of the party is tapped on spells so they decide its time to make camp and rest/nap. I take guard duty up on one of the high points. Before I get down to the serious business of guarding the camp I taunt the Half-Ogre some and he chucks a Large spear at me (and misses). I grab the spear and keep it, throwing it over my shoulder and marching around.</p><p></p><p>After everyone is asleep and I'm throwing rocks at imaginary foes, a head appears over one of the near by canyons... A giant of some sort doing a walk about. He sees me and frowns. I puff out my chest and hold the spear up high. </p><p></p><p>He snorts and hefts a big rock. I (using a magic item taken off a previous giant... a giant sized pouch that made whatever inside weigh 0 lbs.) take my duffel back and stuff it full of big rocks, then hoist it over my head. The giants eyes get big.</p><p></p><p>I toss the back from hand to hand then put the bag down and flex. </p><p></p><p>I hold up a finger in a 'just a minute' gesture and climb down to the dead dragon body and quickly hack off a piece. Bringing it back up I toss it to the Giant who takes it and sniffs at it. He looks at me with amazement in his eyes. I puff out my chest even further. </p><p></p><p>He takes out a pouch and shows me gold with 'come with me' motions. While riding on the shoulder of a Giant has its appeal, I shake my head 'no'.</p><p></p><p>The Giant climbs over to make his offer more forcefully, waking my companions who quickly slaughter my almost friend.</p><p></p><p>I thought it was great I was able to convice a giant I killed a dragon single-handed without using a single word. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>rv</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rvalle, post: 3542852, member: 28272"] 2nd Ed Halfling Thief. We are in a maze of gullies and canyons and have just killed a dragon-wyrm type thing. Being a 2nd Ed thief I didn't do much of the fighting and am at 100% health wise. The rest of the party is tapped on spells so they decide its time to make camp and rest/nap. I take guard duty up on one of the high points. Before I get down to the serious business of guarding the camp I taunt the Half-Ogre some and he chucks a Large spear at me (and misses). I grab the spear and keep it, throwing it over my shoulder and marching around. After everyone is asleep and I'm throwing rocks at imaginary foes, a head appears over one of the near by canyons... A giant of some sort doing a walk about. He sees me and frowns. I puff out my chest and hold the spear up high. He snorts and hefts a big rock. I (using a magic item taken off a previous giant... a giant sized pouch that made whatever inside weigh 0 lbs.) take my duffel back and stuff it full of big rocks, then hoist it over my head. The giants eyes get big. I toss the back from hand to hand then put the bag down and flex. I hold up a finger in a 'just a minute' gesture and climb down to the dead dragon body and quickly hack off a piece. Bringing it back up I toss it to the Giant who takes it and sniffs at it. He looks at me with amazement in his eyes. I puff out my chest even further. He takes out a pouch and shows me gold with 'come with me' motions. While riding on the shoulder of a Giant has its appeal, I shake my head 'no'. The Giant climbs over to make his offer more forcefully, waking my companions who quickly slaughter my almost friend. I thought it was great I was able to convice a giant I killed a dragon single-handed without using a single word. :) rv [/QUOTE]
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