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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Water Bob" data-source="post: 5628412" data-attributes="member: 92305">Gotcha. The color on the name threw me off.  I'm glad he's not a mod, acting that way.      Here's another little ditty I wrote, this time to the tune of "Shattered" by the Rolling Stones.Staggered, staggered. Down and out he steps and swings I’m barely standing on my feet Look at me, I’m in tatters! I’ve been staggered Staggered It’s getting alarming I'm sure I don't look so charming Life and loss at this meet and greet My Adam’s apple People dressed like armored cans Combat addicts Some kind of magic Staggered A left and a right and a slam, bam, thank you ma’am. Look at me, I’m in tatters I’ve been staggered Staggered All this clangy-clinky-clacky-ching-aling about What’s a matter with me? What’s a matter with you? This round’s been seeing me in tatters (staggered, staggered) Swing my glove and swing my axe Enemy rolls a critical for success, success, success, success Does it matter? (any more) I’ve been staggered Staggered Ahhhh, look at me, I’m staggered I’ve been staggered Yeah, look at me. I’ve been staggered Pride and joy go out the window During this round, I’m not my best Swing and pound while the blood trickles to my feet And look at me. I’m in tatters, yeah I’ve been battered, but what does it matter Does it matter, uh-huh Does it matter, un-huh, I’ve been shattered Don’t you know my hit points have been going down, down, down, down, down To live through this round you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough! You got orcs on the left side Bugbears up in front What a mess I’m in. This round’s in tatters, and I’ve been staggered My brain’s been battered, splattered all over the captain Uh-huh, this round is for the monster goblins Go ahead, bite the big one, don’t mind the maggots, huh Shadoobie, my brain’s been battered My friends don’t come around with aide Pitter, patter, go their feet, I'm bitter as they scatter, scatter, scatter, scatter Pile it up, pile it up high on a platter I’ve been staggered</blockquote>

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