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<blockquote data-quote="Spatula" data-source="post: 4459945" data-attributes="member: 2198">Spatula's Splendid SuppositoryConjuration (Healing)Level: Wiz/Sorc 6Components: V, S, MCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: TouchTarget: Creature touchedDuration: InstantaneousSaving Throw: Will negates (harmless)Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)Spatula's splendid suppository enables you to channel positive energy into a creature to wipe away injury and afflictions. It immediately ends any and all of the following adverse conditions affecting the Target: ability damage, blinded, confused, dazed, dazzled, deafened, diseased, exhausted, fatigued, feebleminded, insanity, nauseated, sickened, stunned, and poisoned. It also cures 10 hit points of damage per level of the caster, to a maximum of 150 points at 15th level.Spatula's splendid suppository does not remove negative levels, restore permanently drained levels, or restore permanently drained ability score points.If used against an undead creature, Spatula's splendid suppository instead acts like harm.Material Component: A small piece of stinky cheese.I have now shown that there is no difference in flavor between wizards and clerics - a reskinned cleric spell works just as well as a wizard spell!&nbsp; Therefore all spellcasters are exactly the same and 3e spells are flavor-free function-focused game constructs that display no imagination and cause babies to die.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Spatula, post: 4459945, member: 2198"] [b]Spatula's Splendid Suppository[/b] Conjuration (Healing) [b]Level:[/b] Wiz/Sorc 6 [b]Components:[/b] V, S, M [b]Casting Time:[/b] 1 standard action [b]Range:[/b] Touch [b]Target:[/b] Creature touched [b]Duration:[/b] Instantaneous [b]Saving Throw:[/b] Will negates (harmless) [b]Spell Resistance:[/b] Yes (harmless) Spatula's splendid suppository enables you to channel positive energy into a creature to wipe away injury and afflictions. It immediately ends any and all of the following adverse conditions affecting the Target: ability damage, blinded, confused, dazed, dazzled, deafened, diseased, exhausted, fatigued, feebleminded, insanity, nauseated, sickened, stunned, and poisoned. It also cures 10 hit points of damage per level of the caster, to a maximum of 150 points at 15th level. Spatula's splendid suppository does not remove negative levels, restore permanently drained levels, or restore permanently drained ability score points. If used against an undead creature, Spatula's splendid suppository instead acts like harm. [i]Material Component:[/i] A small piece of stinky cheese. I have now shown that there is no difference in flavor between wizards and clerics - a reskinned cleric spell works just as well as a wizard spell! Therefore all spellcasters are exactly the same and 3e spells are flavor-free function-focused game constructs that display no imagination and cause babies to die. [/QUOTE]

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