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<blockquote data-quote="Roger" data-source="post: 4317731" data-attributes="member: 17420"><p>"Hello and welcome to the Warlock Pact Fair."</p><p></p><p>She looked around. There were three booths.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, miss? Over here. Hi. Have you ever considered a career in the growing field of sanity-bending? We have many qualified Cosmic Horrors to choose from."</p><p></p><p>"Sorry," she said. "Constitution was my dump stat. Besides, radiant damage is for goody-two-shoes." The alien tentacled beast looked as disappointed as any creature pushing the limits of human comprehension could be.</p><p></p><p>"Heya, sexy. You gotta go with what you know, and you obviously know devils. Temporary hit points with every kill -- who can beat that? No one, that's who. It's not like you were doing anything with your soul anyway."</p><p></p><p>"Temporary hit points that never stack, hunh? Think I'll pass, my pitchforked chum. Too many monsters with fire resistance these days, and all that." The poor devil went back to playing a lament on his violin.</p><p></p><p>"Hi there, cute thing! You look like a girl with a high Charisma modifier. Now, I know what you're thinking -- like, oh my god, elves can be so stuck up! Girlfriend, that is so not true. Okay sure you don't have pointy ears, and yes you do have chunks of horn sticking out of your skull, and yeah that tail does make your butt look big..."</p><p></p><p>"Oh shut up, you tramp! Your mother was elderberry bush, " she shouted.</p><p></p><p>"Stop right there. Hold on to that feeling. You know what that feeling is? That's you wishing you could just disappear. Now with the amazing Eyebite, you can do just that! Also, it totally does not involve biting eyes. That'd be just grody."</p><p></p><p>"Alright, fine, if it means you'll shut up and leave me alone, I'll sign on. Just as a temporary deal, though."</p><p></p><p>And thus it came to pass that the tiefling woman became a fey pact warlock.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Cheers,</p><p>Roger</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Roger, post: 4317731, member: 17420"] "Hello and welcome to the Warlock Pact Fair." She looked around. There were three booths. "Hey, miss? Over here. Hi. Have you ever considered a career in the growing field of sanity-bending? We have many qualified Cosmic Horrors to choose from." "Sorry," she said. "Constitution was my dump stat. Besides, radiant damage is for goody-two-shoes." The alien tentacled beast looked as disappointed as any creature pushing the limits of human comprehension could be. "Heya, sexy. You gotta go with what you know, and you obviously know devils. Temporary hit points with every kill -- who can beat that? No one, that's who. It's not like you were doing anything with your soul anyway." "Temporary hit points that never stack, hunh? Think I'll pass, my pitchforked chum. Too many monsters with fire resistance these days, and all that." The poor devil went back to playing a lament on his violin. "Hi there, cute thing! You look like a girl with a high Charisma modifier. Now, I know what you're thinking -- like, oh my god, elves can be so stuck up! Girlfriend, that is so not true. Okay sure you don't have pointy ears, and yes you do have chunks of horn sticking out of your skull, and yeah that tail does make your butt look big..." "Oh shut up, you tramp! Your mother was elderberry bush, " she shouted. "Stop right there. Hold on to that feeling. You know what that feeling is? That's you wishing you could just disappear. Now with the amazing Eyebite, you can do just that! Also, it totally does not involve biting eyes. That'd be just grody." "Alright, fine, if it means you'll shut up and leave me alone, I'll sign on. Just as a temporary deal, though." And thus it came to pass that the tiefling woman became a fey pact warlock. Cheers, Roger [/QUOTE]
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