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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 4147864" data-attributes="member: 19675"><p>Barbecue? We just had a grilling the other night! I did a 14lb turkey in the oven while doing a package of Eddy sausage, 3 porterhouses, 4 strip steaks and a 2.4lb pork loin on the grill.</p><p></p><p>I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>A college buddy was dating a girl he had been wooing for months before she finally succumbed to his charms.</p><p></p><p>She finally decided that, despite her meager cooking skills, she'd make him a home cooked meal for an evening in. Because he was on the varsity baseball team, she decided it had to be healthy. She had heard that peanut oil was healthier for cooking than butter or similar fats...therin began his torture.</p><p></p><p>See...she reasoned that since butter melted into an "oil" of sorts, that peanut butter, when heated, melted to produce peanut oil. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/paranoid.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":uhoh:" title="Paranoid :uhoh:" data-shortname=":uhoh:" /> </p><p></p><p>The green peas she tried to cook via this method wound up forming a substance that resembled pralines with green blisters in them...with a texture like peanut brittle with squishy blisters.</p><p></p><p>He slowly ate his portion- quickly, to hasten the end of his torture.</p><p></p><p>She thought that he ate them quickly because he liked them, and gave him her share and the remains in the pot! <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 4147864, member: 19675"] Barbecue? We just had a grilling the other night! I did a 14lb turkey in the oven while doing a package of Eddy sausage, 3 porterhouses, 4 strip steaks and a 2.4lb pork loin on the grill. I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! A college buddy was dating a girl he had been wooing for months before she finally succumbed to his charms. She finally decided that, despite her meager cooking skills, she'd make him a home cooked meal for an evening in. Because he was on the varsity baseball team, she decided it had to be healthy. She had heard that peanut oil was healthier for cooking than butter or similar fats...therin began his torture. See...she reasoned that since butter melted into an "oil" of sorts, that peanut butter, when heated, melted to produce peanut oil. :confused: :uhoh: The green peas she tried to cook via this method wound up forming a substance that resembled pralines with green blisters in them...with a texture like peanut brittle with squishy blisters. He slowly ate his portion- quickly, to hasten the end of his torture. She thought that he ate them quickly because he liked them, and gave him her share and the remains in the pot! :lol: [/QUOTE]
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