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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ralts Bloodthorne" data-source="post: 1521871" data-attributes="member: 6390">Ahhh, Players, there should be a hunting season on some of them...I feel your pain, buddy, I really do. See, I've got the Hammerhead Crew, and while they're a fun group, sometimes they act just like your guy does. Of course, they're between 18 and 31, so...Next time he "charges with my machineguns" smile evilly and say: "I'd roll for surprise, but I'd rather smile instead."Let him kill them. Then have it called a mistaken ID. From the battlefield to late night cop-shootouts, mistakes are made all the time. Kids get killed, old people, some guy going home to be with his kids.He may like the "Go down with a gun and a grin" approach, but see how much he likes being handcuffed and tossed in "Pound my booty prison". If he wants to fight the cops, well, he's already known for being "Armed and Stupid" so they're not gonna mess around, they'll want him alive, and he won't be so heroic puking up his lungs after a good dose of tear gas.Then, when his next character goes down to the arms room, have the guy hand him a TASER and a Nerf bat and tell the PC: "Sorry, but the agency has revoked your teams firearms priviledges until a new member is with the team for longer than several hours."If that doesn't work, look at him when he charges something with machinegun's blazing and ask him (or his wife): "Are you really 12 years old, or are you compensating for something that is none of our business? The rest of us kinda outgrew Rambo when we were 19."Or, my favorite way of dealing with Hammerhead Zak...  "I'll give your PC that mega-gun right out of Japanimation if you agree to put Eunich under Sex on the PC sheet, and make the features out to look like Michael Jackson."I agree, some things can't be handled with the soft touch, because thier heady-bones are made of DU armor....</blockquote>

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