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Message: <blockquote data-quote="simmo" data-source="post: 1381200" data-attributes="member: 9744">Thanks for the compliment. Have no fear, I have plenty of material post which should mean a update per date. In the mean time, now for something different.....We Interrupt this Adventure to Bring you the Following News....Vartus Timlin, factol of the banned Expansionists Faction, Has Escaped the Lady's MazeChant brokers and touts are flapping their bone-boxes around the Cage bringing you this breaking piece of chant. Those in the know claim that there'd been rumours of some berk paying for the retrieval of Timlin's magical sword Lightbringer. The Triad of Law had attempted to track down the knight of the post who was splashing jinks around to get the job done, the dark of it was that there were no takers. Now we can exclusively reveal that not only was Timlin's sword brought back, that the name of the blood responsible for setting up the job was the Orroloth. No one's sure what this blood looks like with some claiming he's a fiend and others that he's a powerful Prime new to the Cage.Our reporter, the renowned Ashenbach, was able to get a quick interview with the Hardhead leading the investigation.Ashenbach: "So it looks like Timlin has slipped the blinds, suren. Care to tell us how he managed to give you the laugh?"Bartezu: "Fear not, no one escapes The Lady's justice for long. That cutter may think that he's safe, but our officers are already scouring the Prime world of Lammed where he's said to have family connections."Ashenbach: "Is there any truth to what berks are rattling their bones boxes about - namely that the Growers are back in town?"Bartezu: "Absolutely not. Anyone barmy enough to spout such screed about the Expansionists coming back is looking to get scragged. The Lady has them destroyed a long time ago and family or not, those bashers will soon have now place to hide. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do."Ashenbach: "Well, there you have it cutters, suren. Vartus Timlin, head of the banned Expansionist Faction, is on the loose and his sword has gone to a mystery buyer. This exclusive report was brought to you by your friendly tiefer Ashenbach, curtsey of: We Interrupt This Adventure. Now come on cutters..... let's go dancing! Where's that potter got to?"</blockquote>

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