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Message: <blockquote data-quote="simmo" data-source="post: 1433131" data-attributes="member: 9744">We Interrupt This Adventure to Bring you the Following News....Baron Bwimb Claims Great Find in House of Chambered MadnessChant mongers and touts are rattling their bone-boxes around the Cage bringing you this breaking piece of news. Those in the know claim that Baron Bwimb, the self-styled ruler of the Para-Elemental Plane of Ooze, has recently come in to the possession of a powerful artifact. Several of the fiendish races have sent representatives to bid for the item which is being described as an ancient artifact of immense power. The bidding was interrupted at one point by some boisterous drow who claimed that the item belonged to their goddess. The auction has been postponed until this matter can be cleared up.Our reporter on the scene, the renowned Ashenbach, was able to get a quick interview with Baron Bwimb.Ashenbach: "So Baron Bwimb, tell us a little about this pretty bauble that your slimy collectors scavenged from the dumping grounds of the planes?"Bwimb: "We are to be referred to as His Imperial Majesty Bwimb, Grand Ruler of the Plane of Splendour, Ravager of Prime Worlds, Overseer of the Elemental Planes..."Ashenbach: "Suren, suren. Whatever you say big man." "Now back to the question please?"Bwimb: "Well... if you insist on being rude then I will terminate this interview and you along with right it here and now." "Guards!"Ashenbach: "Uh... Any truth to the chant that this item aint for real?"Bwimb: "Absolutely not. I stake my life on the claim that this item is genuine."Ashenbach: "Perhaps you can describe it in a little more detail for our readers?"Bwimb: "How many berks read the rag that you publish?"Ashenbach: "Many cutters read our fine newspaper. Many readers, some of whom cast a long shadow, suren. Including the Orroloth."Bwimb: "Orro... who? Never heard of him."Ashenbach: "And Shemeshka the Marauder."Bwimb: "Ah, stand down guards." Coughs. "The item in question is a powerful wand that has been imbued with the power of a divine entity."Ashenbach: "The divine high-up being..."Bwimb: "Ha! You can't catch me out that easy. I see what your game is." "Guards, take this sneaky tiefer away and give him the same farewell that we gave to those dark-skinned elven witches."Ashenbach: "Wait a minute! Hold the deader cart just a moment. What's the significance of the word Vengeance?"Bwimb: "Guards, take him away already." "Let it be known from this day forward that I, Imperial Majesty Bwimb, Grand Ruler of the Plane of Splendour, Ravager of Prime Worlds, Unrepentant Tyrant of the Elemental Planes, Keeper of All Secrets and Vanquisher of the Dawnthrone, do hereby decree that the word vengeance will not be uttered in this plane or any other where my power holds sway."DM Note: From now onwards WITA (We Interrupt This Adventure) updates will not mentioned during the gaming sessions. The players will get them as clues from when reading this story hour. This means that you get to find out about them at the same time as the players do.</blockquote>

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