NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Greg K" data-source="post: 4634420" data-attributes="member: 5038">Reasons to give my next character +5 hit points1. I always host the game and nobody ever brings snacks.2. Remember, I am usually the DM.3  I will draw you next character.4. Your next won't be lemming and placed near a cliff.5. Your big heterosexual male warrior won't dress like either a Japanese school girl or fairy princess.6. Your next character will get all the chicks (or guys if that is what you want)!7. Your character wont be cursed to have his or her alcoholic beverage turn into kool-aid.8. You, the player, won't  have to  sing "I am a little tea pot"  prior to having your next character speak.9.  A life ending accident won't befall your character right after character generation!10. When you asked, I gave you DM advice to reign in your game.11. I gave you some good rpg books for your birthday.12. I'll give you one of the copies of Toolbox if I win it.13  Your roomate won't  tell your significant other your "little secret"14.  I won't steal your manga collection.15. You wont be tied down and forced to watch Ishtar for 72hrs.16. Your next character won't meet Cthulu...at first level!17. You won't see pictures of  Al Bundy's mother-in law naked!18. Failure to give me +5 hit points, means you will be forced to look at our players Jim and Robbie naked! (Not together that would be too cruel).19.  Your future characters will not be the victim of tentacled Henai monsters20.  My job has severly cut hours during the past month. If I don't win copies of these books, at least my character gets +5 hit points</blockquote>

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