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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Asmor" data-source="post: 4356957" data-attributes="member: 1154">That is, as the saying goes, PRETTY ****ING METAL, my friend.Ow, my fingers cramped up as soon as I read that. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />Nobody's perfect.Okay, my second try:A fleet of steampunk cannons, each the size of a large house, being wheeled into combat, pulled by giant mutant bulettes (with frickin' laser beams). Each canon is manned by a cadre of elite amazonian (but still feminine and well-endowed) ninjas, naked of course for even the slightest shred of clothing would only hamper their movements. As the canons reach the front lines, they are rolled into formation and form one massive cannon powerful enough to destroy the sun-- and it does just that. The amazonian ninjas use their impossible skills to dodge the continent-sized sheets of flames emanating from the sun as it goes supernova. The mutant bullettes, however, perish in the blast, but are reanimated by the solar radiation as pyrozombie mutant bulettes. Finally, the amalgamated cannon transforms one last time into a giant mecha and tears the entire world in twain like a sheet of tissue paper. Finally, the amazonian ninjas celebrate their victory in the exact way you'd expect. Fade to black, which then cuts out and is replaced with an HD feed of the celebration.</blockquote>

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