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<blockquote data-quote="Napftor" data-source="post: 207945" data-attributes="member: 617">Looks like a good time......to bring back the Tales of the Formerly Dead Three!Here is the Time of Troubles as seen by Bane, Myrkul and Bhaal themselves!Bane: &quot;Well, it all started when I stole the Tablets of Fate right out from under Ao's very--&quot;Myrkul: &quot;Ahem.&nbsp; I helped steal them too.&nbsp; And who pulled your rump out of the frying pan at the Battle of Shadowdale?&quot;Bane: &quot;That's a matter for historians.&nbsp; And while we're on accomplishents, who murdered Mystra?&nbsp; Hmm?&quot;Bhaal: &quot;Hey, I'm the Lord of Murder around here!&quot;Myrkul: &quot;You WERE the Lord of Murder.&nbsp; You were killed by Mask in the form of a sword wielded by that upstart Cyric.&nbsp; Heh.&nbsp; I can only imagine what that deranged halfling who had Godsbane would have done to you.&quot;Bane: &quot;Yeah, so just shut up.&quot;Bhaal (fingering a bone dagger): &quot;One of these days...&quot;Myrkul: &quot;You'll what?&nbsp; Sneer at us?&quot;Bane: &quot;Back to the story, I also made short work of Torm.&nbsp; What a moron.&quot;Bhaal: &quot;Aha!&nbsp; He killed you too!&quot;Bane: &quot;Where's your evidence?&nbsp; Am I not still alive and well in the Realms?&nbsp; Where are you these days Bhaal?&nbsp; Oh yes, the topic of computer game plots.&nbsp; I see your career is making great strides.&quot;Mykul: &quot;Just calm down, Bane.&nbsp; Why don't you acknowledge who's been able to survive the longest, eh?&nbsp; Me!&quot;Bhaal: &quot;Huh?&nbsp; You got blasted to bits in the skies over Waterdeep!&quot;Myrkul: &quot;Ah, but my essence survived in the Crown of Horns.&nbsp; Pretty ingenious if I do--&quot;Bane: &quot;Oh, I'm trembling.&nbsp; Longevity inside any fop that can wear a spikey hat.&nbsp; You two better go back to Evil 101.&quot;Bhaal: &quot;Jerk.&quot;Myrkul: &quot;Still, I am the longest living.&nbsp; I was killed once.&nbsp; You were killed...what was it?&nbsp; Three times?&quot;Bane: &quot;I don't have any time for this.&nbsp; Why we keep having these get-togethers is beyond even my divine powers.&quot;Myrkul: &quot;Cuz we threw the bones for Jergal's position, that's why.&nbsp; From now until the end of time we're stuck with each other.&nbsp; Get used to it.&quot;Bhaal (in his best whiny kid voice): &quot;Yeah, what he said.&quot;Myrkul: &quot;Oh, shut up.&quot;Bane: &quot;Idiot.&quot;So much for getting a straight answer out of them!&nbsp; But inside are little bits of the avatar trilogy to pick out.&nbsp; I say just read and enjoy them.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Napftor, post: 207945, member: 617"] [b]Looks like a good time...[/b] ...to bring back the Tales of the Formerly Dead Three! Here is the Time of Troubles as seen by Bane, Myrkul and Bhaal themselves! Bane: "Well, it all started when I stole the Tablets of Fate right out from under Ao's very--" Myrkul: "Ahem. I helped steal them too. And who pulled your rump out of the frying pan at the Battle of Shadowdale?" Bane: "That's a matter for historians. And while we're on accomplishents, who murdered Mystra? Hmm?" Bhaal: "Hey, I'm the Lord of Murder around here!" Myrkul: "You WERE the Lord of Murder. You were killed by Mask in the form of a sword wielded by that upstart Cyric. Heh. I can only imagine what that deranged halfling who had Godsbane would have done to you." Bane: "Yeah, so just shut up." Bhaal (fingering a bone dagger): "One of these days..." Myrkul: "You'll what? Sneer at us?" Bane: "Back to the story, I also made short work of Torm. What a moron." Bhaal: "Aha! He killed you too!" Bane: "Where's your evidence? Am I not still alive and well in the Realms? Where are you these days Bhaal? Oh yes, the topic of computer game plots. I see your career is making great strides." Mykul: "Just calm down, Bane. Why don't you acknowledge who's been able to survive the longest, eh? Me!" Bhaal: "Huh? You got blasted to bits in the skies over Waterdeep!" Myrkul: "Ah, but my essence survived in the Crown of Horns. Pretty ingenious if I do--" Bane: "Oh, I'm trembling. Longevity inside any fop that can wear a spikey hat. You two better go back to Evil 101." Bhaal: "Jerk." Myrkul: "Still, I am the longest living. I was killed once. You were killed...what was it? Three times?" Bane: "I don't have any time for this. Why we keep having these get-togethers is beyond even my divine powers." Myrkul: "Cuz we threw the bones for Jergal's position, that's why. From now until the end of time we're stuck with each other. Get used to it." Bhaal (in his best whiny kid voice): "Yeah, what he said." Myrkul: "Oh, shut up." Bane: "Idiot." So much for getting a straight answer out of them! But inside are little bits of the avatar trilogy to pick out. I say just read and enjoy them. [/QUOTE]

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