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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 9891771" data-attributes="member: 508">In my first D&D 3.5 campaign with my current group, I had a gnome potion-maker named Piddilink Dundernoggin, who was famous for taking "shortcuts" in his potion creation.  These he sold at a reduced cost, but they all had little quirks, like the healing potions that tasted so bad it took a successful Fortitude save to actually drink it down, and then another successful Fortitude save the following round to keep it down (with a failure meaning you spent the entire second round doing nothing but heaving).In a follow-on campaign his cousin Winkidew Dundernoggin, also a potion-maker, had a son named Jinkadoodle Dundernoggin, who was involved in a prank war with my son's PC, a gnome fighter named Binkadink Dundernoggin.  The war started in that campaign's very first adventure, when Jinkadoodle cast a magic mouth spell on Binkadink that caused a sound of extreme flatulence to erupt the first time Binkadink said his first name aloud...which was when he was introducing himself to the king.  Jinkadoodle often sabotaged Binkadink's potions with magic mouth spells so that when they were consumed, an embarrassing phrase would be spoken aloud in Binkadink's voice (making it sound like he said it).  Examples include, "I've been a very bad boy, please spank me immediately" and "Ever done it with a goat?"Johnathan</blockquote>