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<blockquote data-quote="Kannik" data-source="post: 9805262" data-attributes="member: 984"><p>It was the final game. Of the final arc. Of the epic campaign. That we had played over many months. The things were in motion. Everything was in place. The final battle was on.</p><p></p><p>And it all hinged on firing a sort of arcane super cannon, carefully tuned specifically for pointed towards the big foe. </p><p></p><p>The DM began to explain all the intricacies to the player at the helm. But he stops mid sentence, and pauses before declaring, ".... Basically, just don't roll a 1."</p><p></p><p>Now, dear reader, by me telling this story you know exactly what happened next. </p><p></p><p>Which did include me bodily bolting from the room in total laughter of both disbelief as well as total <em>belief </em>that of course, with not only we but the very DM tempting fate with that declaration, that this was the way it would roll. </p><p></p><p>Cue a DM now clearly working out on the fly for how to proceed and how we might now overcome the challenge. </p><p></p><p>To which, in the end, we did! And we were victorious in the campaign. With the bonus of a die roll that shall forever live in our memories. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kannik, post: 9805262, member: 984"] It was the final game. Of the final arc. Of the epic campaign. That we had played over many months. The things were in motion. Everything was in place. The final battle was on. And it all hinged on firing a sort of arcane super cannon, carefully tuned specifically for pointed towards the big foe. The DM began to explain all the intricacies to the player at the helm. But he stops mid sentence, and pauses before declaring, ".... Basically, just don't roll a 1." Now, dear reader, by me telling this story you know exactly what happened next. Which did include me bodily bolting from the room in total laughter of both disbelief as well as total [I]belief [/I]that of course, with not only we but the very DM tempting fate with that declaration, that this was the way it would roll. Cue a DM now clearly working out on the fly for how to proceed and how we might now overcome the challenge. To which, in the end, we did! And we were victorious in the campaign. With the bonus of a die roll that shall forever live in our memories. :) [/QUOTE]
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