["Fun" Meta Thread]Poems, SHORT Stories, etc. In honor of ENWorld!

[Crothian]

I am guessing missing me is better then hitting me, I just want to know why people keep throwing tomatoes at me?

Morrus of England
with your site and messageboards
You promote gaming

 

[Crothian]

Iconic Poster,
How do you post so often?
Postcount means nothing.

 

[Mr Fidgit]

Glad you like it. That marks my first ever Filk!

The Blues Brothers is one of my all-time favorite movies, and i listen to the soundtrack and Briefcase Full of Blues all the time

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Yay! Another fan! Here, try this:

originally stolen from The Blues Brothers
"It's 105 posts to Sacred Thread status, we've got a right bunch of committed posters, half a brain between us all, it's 5.30 in the morning USA time, and Dragongirl is still with us."

"Let's do it."

 

[Crothian]

The Blues Brothers is one of my all-time favorite movies, and i listen to the soundtrack and Briefcase Full of Blues all the time

He really does. You should see him to his Jake Blues impressions, priceless. Personally, I didn't think he'd be able to do the blackflips or hand springs.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

He really does. You should see him to his Jake Blues impressions, priceless. Personally, I didn't think he'd be able to do the blackflips or hand springs.

Scary thing is, at drama school we had to do a solo dance thingy...I choose Jailhouse Rock as done by Jake and Elwood. Stole most of the choreography too. Dressed up, gave it loads of energy and got a very good grade. I still have it on video somewhere.

 

[Crothian]

In honor of the EnWorld Fair, from the song Are you Going to Scarborough Fair?

Are you going to En World Fair?
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Remember me to one who plays there
For once she was a player of mine

Have her make and alternate Ranger
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
One that everyone can agree on
And then she’ll be a gamer of mine

Tell her write it on broken machine
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Where words ne’er fall nor balance can happen
And then she’ll be a gamer of mine

Have her find me some dice to roll
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Without no number or edges to land
And then She’ll be a gamer of mine

Gaming imposes impossible tasks
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Though not more then any fan asks
And I must know she’s a gamer of mine

Dear, when thou has finished thy task
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Come to me, and play you may ask
For thou then art a true Gamer of mine

 

[Mr Fidgit]

i considered posting another Blues Brothers inspired song from Briefcase Full of Blues ("Hey Bartender')

hey moderator, hey man, lookie here,
i post one, post two post three, four times in here

in honor of the shut-down new sacred thread, but there's a part of the song that wouldn't translate very well (and i wouldn't want to get in trouble with Dragongirl...)