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<blockquote data-quote="Moe Ronalds" data-source="post: 1624958" data-attributes="member: 2083">A quartet I once saw...Dr. Funk-- The world's ultimate disco hipster, Dr. Funk dresses in sparkly pants, sunglasses and a giant afro to fight crime, with his super-human control over his own sweat glands. His signature attack is to send out a super concentrated jet stream of sweat, to annihilate his foes like a long, smelly bullet.ABC Gum-- A man who's entire body had the properties of chewed bubblegum. He was slimy and sticky to the touch, with pink malleable skin. He can stretch as much as he needs, and he regains his flavor on the bedstand overnight.Hallucinogen-- A supergenius by day, Hallucinogen is a druggie super scientist with an alternate ego. Every time he &quot;gets high&quot;, he finds that his bizarre fantasies leave him sore after several hours. What he doesn't realize, is that the soreness is from fighting crime as his alter ego, a barely lucid entity who's hallucinations become real for those around him.Cpt. Funnelcake-- Marty Bruckheimer was a carnival worker all his life. Selling funnelcakes out of his van, he was the best funnelcake craftsman in 12 counties. However, he was TOO good. Over time, Bruckheimer's infatuation with his own cakes made him so obese that he could not leave his funnelcake van. So, he did what every red blooded funnel cake conneseuir would do in this case-- he turned the funnel cake van into a Funnel Cake Van transformer, capable of turning into a giant robot and delivering powdered sugary justice with the flip of a single switch.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Moe Ronalds, post: 1624958, member: 2083"] A quartet I once saw... Dr. Funk-- The world's ultimate disco hipster, Dr. Funk dresses in sparkly pants, sunglasses and a giant afro to fight crime, with his super-human control over his own sweat glands. His signature attack is to send out a super concentrated jet stream of sweat, to annihilate his foes like a long, smelly bullet. ABC Gum-- A man who's entire body had the properties of chewed bubblegum. He was slimy and sticky to the touch, with pink malleable skin. He can stretch as much as he needs, and he regains his flavor on the bedstand overnight. Hallucinogen-- A supergenius by day, Hallucinogen is a druggie super scientist with an alternate ego. Every time he "gets high", he finds that his bizarre fantasies leave him sore after several hours. What he doesn't realize, is that the soreness is from fighting crime as his alter ego, a barely lucid entity who's hallucinations become real for those around him. Cpt. Funnelcake-- Marty Bruckheimer was a carnival worker all his life. Selling funnelcakes out of his van, he was the best funnelcake craftsman in 12 counties. However, he was TOO good. Over time, Bruckheimer's infatuation with his own cakes made him so obese that he could not leave his funnelcake van. So, he did what every red blooded funnel cake conneseuir would do in this case-- he turned the funnel cake van into a Funnel Cake Van transformer, capable of turning into a giant robot and delivering powdered sugary justice with the flip of a single switch. [/QUOTE]

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