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<blockquote data-quote="madriel" data-source="post: 3322156" data-attributes="member: 439"><p>In my friend's off and on again Freeport game, the party was sent to an island to dig up a plant for a local wizard. We found it and were just starting to dig it up when invisible spiders dropped from the trees overhead. We battled them for several rounds, growing frustrated as they kept retreating into the trees nearby. My druid and her wolf were down, half the party was poisoned, and we were grumbling about the DM throwing poison at second level PCs. Halfway through the fifth round a spider leaped back into its tree after dropping the barbarian and the wizard's player suddenly said "What trees?"</p><p></p><p>Everyone else: "Huh?"</p><p></p><p>Wizard: "What trees? The guy said the plant killed off any vegetation within a mile. There shouldn't be any trees nearby. They couldn't have ambushed us."</p><p></p><p>We've been teasing the DM about the invisible spiders dropping from invisible trees ever since.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A few months later the same group of PCs were investigating some ruins and he began a room description by saying "as you enter the room you see the stench of decay..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="madriel, post: 3322156, member: 439"] In my friend's off and on again Freeport game, the party was sent to an island to dig up a plant for a local wizard. We found it and were just starting to dig it up when invisible spiders dropped from the trees overhead. We battled them for several rounds, growing frustrated as they kept retreating into the trees nearby. My druid and her wolf were down, half the party was poisoned, and we were grumbling about the DM throwing poison at second level PCs. Halfway through the fifth round a spider leaped back into its tree after dropping the barbarian and the wizard's player suddenly said "What trees?" Everyone else: "Huh?" Wizard: "What trees? The guy said the plant killed off any vegetation within a mile. There shouldn't be any trees nearby. They couldn't have ambushed us." We've been teasing the DM about the invisible spiders dropping from invisible trees ever since. A few months later the same group of PCs were investigating some ruins and he began a room description by saying "as you enter the room you see the stench of decay..." [/QUOTE]
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