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<blockquote data-quote="Ruvion" data-source="post: 17820" data-attributes="member: 878"><p><strong>For you Dragon Lance fans...</strong></p><p></p><p>During a usually boring AD&D session:</p><p></p><p>The Henchman: ...nothing ahead.</p><p>The Party: Yea, we noticed...</p><p><em>After hours of dreary march, the party happens on a humongous cave where there were sightings of some kobolds.</em></p><p>The Party: Check out the cave, Henchman and report back to us!</p><p>The Hechman: Sure.</p><p><em>5 minutes goes by...the Henchman comes back excitedly like...</em></p><p>The Party: What have you found?</p><p>The Henchman: Kobolds! TWO! Two Kobolds!</p><p>Henry the Slayer: Hhmm... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> I'll handle this!</p><p><em>Henry goes in...and promply comes out...running</em></p><p>Henry in a panicky voice: There are hundreds! Run for your lives!</p><p><em>Party runs for a full 10 minutes and the Kobols stop chasing.</em></p><p>The Party: What was that! You said TWO!</p><p>The Henchman counts: One, two, two, two, two...so there were two altogether!</p><p></p><p></p><p>[note: for those not familiar with Dragon Lance, the lowly gully dwarves couldn't count past two. All number greater than two was...two. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> ]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ruvion, post: 17820, member: 878"] [b]For you Dragon Lance fans...[/b] During a usually boring AD&D session: The Henchman: ...nothing ahead. The Party: Yea, we noticed... [i]After hours of dreary march, the party happens on a humongous cave where there were sightings of some kobolds.[/i] The Party: Check out the cave, Henchman and report back to us! The Hechman: Sure. [i]5 minutes goes by...the Henchman comes back excitedly like...[/i] The Party: What have you found? The Henchman: Kobolds! TWO! Two Kobolds! Henry the Slayer: Hhmm... :rolleyes: I'll handle this! [i]Henry goes in...and promply comes out...running[/i] Henry in a panicky voice: There are hundreds! Run for your lives! [i]Party runs for a full 10 minutes and the Kobols stop chasing.[/i] The Party: What was that! You said TWO! The Henchman counts: One, two, two, two, two...so there were two altogether! [note: for those not familiar with Dragon Lance, the lowly gully dwarves couldn't count past two. All number greater than two was...two. :rolleyes: :D ] [/QUOTE]
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