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<blockquote data-quote="Sodalis" data-source="post: 23738" data-attributes="member: 1791"><p>the group was celebrating something and so was sdriking (we the players- not the characters) and so were a lil tipsy...</p><p></p><p>[in game]we were called into the home of a wealthy trader who wanted us to huint downa rare artifact. He said he would give us 100GP now, and 1000GP each when we get back with the artifact. A wizard looked at the pocket of gold and threw it back at him. The exchange went:</p><p></p><p>WIZ: give us the thousand now- or else we aint goin..!</p><p>RICH GUY: then don't</p><p>(DM- aside- if you dont take the mission- you can go home now- cause I aint got nothing else for you to do)</p><p>WIZ: then pay us more money</p><p>GUY: please take the hundred and take the task</p><p>WIZ: then pay us more</p><p>GUY: you can leave my house now- you are no longer welcome here</p><p>WIZ: (i slap him) </p><p>GUY: <strong> GUARDS!!!</strong></p><p>BARB: (separates the two) Now, now, this is a business venture... let's not not bicker about who slapped who...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sodalis, post: 23738, member: 1791"] the group was celebrating something and so was sdriking (we the players- not the characters) and so were a lil tipsy... [in game]we were called into the home of a wealthy trader who wanted us to huint downa rare artifact. He said he would give us 100GP now, and 1000GP each when we get back with the artifact. A wizard looked at the pocket of gold and threw it back at him. The exchange went: WIZ: give us the thousand now- or else we aint goin..! RICH GUY: then don't (DM- aside- if you dont take the mission- you can go home now- cause I aint got nothing else for you to do) WIZ: then pay us more money GUY: please take the hundred and take the task WIZ: then pay us more GUY: you can leave my house now- you are no longer welcome here WIZ: (i slap him) GUY: [B] GUARDS!!![/B] BARB: (separates the two) Now, now, this is a business venture... let's not not bicker about who slapped who... [/QUOTE]
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