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<blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2572296" data-attributes="member: 35893"><p>OK, I don't know how well this will translate into a post, but this happened two sessions ago. This may be one of those "You had to be there and see it," but I'll give it a go.</p><p></p><p>The party was at The Phantom Knight Inn in Everlund (Silver Marches, Forgotten Realms), and they met a favorite NPC of mine, a gnome 5th level Rogue/5th level Bard/5th level Jester. After a few bad jokes to the audience ("What's worse than a near-sighted beholder? A hydra with a headache! Ba-dump-bump!"), he joined the party for a drink. The party has a gnome in it, a worshipper of Gond. Now, bear in mind, gnomes are supposed to have these overly long names.</p><p></p><p>The exchange that made everyone crack up went something like this:</p><p></p><p>Marmoran (cleric of Talona): "So...what are YOU called?"</p><p>NPC: "I am ChuckoblottoTarquinwimbimlimberstopftangftangolebiscuitbarrelAssclown the Fourth!" :::looks over at the player character gnome::: "Ah! A fellow member of the Forgotten Folk! And pray, brother, what's YOUR name?"</p><p>Piter (the gnome): Piter Von Fizzle.</p><p>NPC: ::leans forward expectantly, waiting for the rest of the name. A few seconds of awkward silence ensues, then everyone cracks up as I'm sitting there, in character, leaning forward, eager look on my face, eyes bugged out, wide open-mouthed grin, waiting for the rest of the name::</p><p>Piter: Umm..that's it.</p><p>Chucko: :::looks over at Piter as if he's deformed or something::: I...see.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="StupidSmurf, post: 2572296, member: 35893"] OK, I don't know how well this will translate into a post, but this happened two sessions ago. This may be one of those "You had to be there and see it," but I'll give it a go. The party was at The Phantom Knight Inn in Everlund (Silver Marches, Forgotten Realms), and they met a favorite NPC of mine, a gnome 5th level Rogue/5th level Bard/5th level Jester. After a few bad jokes to the audience ("What's worse than a near-sighted beholder? A hydra with a headache! Ba-dump-bump!"), he joined the party for a drink. The party has a gnome in it, a worshipper of Gond. Now, bear in mind, gnomes are supposed to have these overly long names. The exchange that made everyone crack up went something like this: Marmoran (cleric of Talona): "So...what are YOU called?" NPC: "I am ChuckoblottoTarquinwimbimlimberstopftangftangolebiscuitbarrelAssclown the Fourth!" :::looks over at the player character gnome::: "Ah! A fellow member of the Forgotten Folk! And pray, brother, what's YOUR name?" Piter (the gnome): Piter Von Fizzle. NPC: ::leans forward expectantly, waiting for the rest of the name. A few seconds of awkward silence ensues, then everyone cracks up as I'm sitting there, in character, leaning forward, eager look on my face, eyes bugged out, wide open-mouthed grin, waiting for the rest of the name:: Piter: Umm..that's it. Chucko: :::looks over at Piter as if he's deformed or something::: I...see. [/QUOTE]
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