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Message: <blockquote data-quote="holygeek04" data-source="post: 5309710" data-attributes="member: 94637">Dwarf and half-elf are loot hores.  They are stealing a vast mount of barrels of mead from a burning building.  The roof caves in and the half-elf gets out.  The dwarf is trapped and when found yells at the other players to save the mead he is still holding onto not him.  Then bitches for party out for dumping water allover him.Same Dwarf busts into the Purple Dragon Knights leader's room because he wants his free mead and no one will give it to him.  He finally gets the mead and enters a drinking contest.  Kills one person by making them drink too much, then breaks into a guard tower.  Yells at the half-elf from before to watch what he can do.  Jumps out the top and lands on his feet laughing the whole time.The half-elf attempts to steal a ruby.  When failing a flame trap goes off.  He gets away but the Dwarf loses all his hair.  Spends 30 min chasing the half-elf in a circle before a command spell is cast.  Then attempts to kill the caster when he comes back.Almost right after losing his hair.  We are fighting the boss of our campaign who is a half-ogre.  After 5 rounds the boss has hit everyone but the Dwarf.  So the Dwarf taunts the half-ogre about how he can't hit him.  Next attack the Dwarf looses his hand.  The rest of the fight the Dwarf only attacked the hand.The Dwarf now has to explain to everyone why he has no hair, is missing a hard, and why no one in the party will drink with him.  (To drink with the Dwarf means you will die next battle).The Dwarf also burned down a huge building to defeat the mobs, and has chopped one down to get it to land on mobs.</blockquote>

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