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<blockquote data-quote="Ogrehatescomputers" data-source="post: 5310048" data-attributes="member: 94367"><p>one of my first characters was a half orc barbarian. We were fighting a small sized beholder. it retreated down a circle shaped shaft in the floor that went on for some time and dissapears into the darkenss. he took one of our characters down the hole with him. so i held my greataxe like a shovel (like when you jump on it to make it go into the ground) and promptly jumped into the hole axe blades first to land on the tyrant. but they fly faster than i fell. stone ground is hard. </p><p> </p><p>once our parties ranger=fighter was trying to gather infromation on a lead minion of the local bady. i cant remember the minions name so we will say bob. he goes into the bar and begins talking to a guy at the bar without ever asking his name. he then proceeds to tell the guy we a band of heroes here to end the reign of the main villian and blah blah blah and we are looking for the evil man names bob. the guy says he thinks someone in the inn may now and excuses himself. the bartender then informs the player that man who just left was bob. we NEVER let him forget. ...EVER.</p><p> </p><p>another time with my barbarian we were in a dungeon and there was a steep slope made of smoothed stone. a couple of the characters one way or another eneded up going down or being thrown down the slope. So i kill a guy who is using a tower shield lay it down of the ground sit my half orc butt on it and kick off with my axe. Everyone laughed. but my barb was the only one who made it down unscathed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ogrehatescomputers, post: 5310048, member: 94367"] one of my first characters was a half orc barbarian. We were fighting a small sized beholder. it retreated down a circle shaped shaft in the floor that went on for some time and dissapears into the darkenss. he took one of our characters down the hole with him. so i held my greataxe like a shovel (like when you jump on it to make it go into the ground) and promptly jumped into the hole axe blades first to land on the tyrant. but they fly faster than i fell. stone ground is hard. once our parties ranger=fighter was trying to gather infromation on a lead minion of the local bady. i cant remember the minions name so we will say bob. he goes into the bar and begins talking to a guy at the bar without ever asking his name. he then proceeds to tell the guy we a band of heroes here to end the reign of the main villian and blah blah blah and we are looking for the evil man names bob. the guy says he thinks someone in the inn may now and excuses himself. the bartender then informs the player that man who just left was bob. we NEVER let him forget. ...EVER. another time with my barbarian we were in a dungeon and there was a steep slope made of smoothed stone. a couple of the characters one way or another eneded up going down or being thrown down the slope. So i kill a guy who is using a tower shield lay it down of the ground sit my half orc butt on it and kick off with my axe. Everyone laughed. but my barb was the only one who made it down unscathed. [/QUOTE]
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