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<blockquote data-quote="roushguy" data-source="post: 5310569" data-attributes="member: 46688"><p>Alright. The party had gotten split up by a trap, and the half-orc Throkk and my brother's character (rogue, I think... he'd just been introduced to D&D and had no real clue what he was) were alone when everything went black. The darkmantle above them missed Throkk, hit my brother, and dropped him to negatives. Throkk fights the darkmantle blind, gets to 0. Then remembers he has rage (A VERY common ocurrance... Throkk was funny like that), rages, kills the darkmantle, and patches up my brother's char by wrapping him IN THE DARKMANTLE'S SKIN. Before drinking a potion a local cleric had made him... Special DM call to say it was Cure MINOR wounds... (non-magical cureall, lol) then his rage drops and he collapses at 0 HP.</p><p></p><p>Another time: Throkk and my third or fourth character (most of them die so quickly I don't recall so well) were the halforcs in the group. The orcish leader of a keep pointed at me, yelled KILL HIM, and pointed at Throkk. I walked past his bodyguards on my way to Throkk, said NEVER!!.... and criticalled for maximum greatsword carnage. I dropped the guy to a knee. Throkk looks over, rages, charges, and ALSO crits. He's now on BOTH knees, then my brother walks up and tells the GM "I stab him in the NECK." Then claims it was his kill all along. Later on, my brother tries to lasso a fleeing bone devil, misses, and falls two stories. I wrap a rope around myself, toss it to Throkk, say, "Hold this!" as I jumped to save him from approaching zombies. Throkk tells GM, "I'm not holding the rope." I die. Once, my brother punched my nongood wizard (only info they had was detect good) because he "knew I was evil." Throkk punched me for lethal and klled me. *sigh* Ah, the good 'ol days.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="roushguy, post: 5310569, member: 46688"] Alright. The party had gotten split up by a trap, and the half-orc Throkk and my brother's character (rogue, I think... he'd just been introduced to D&D and had no real clue what he was) were alone when everything went black. The darkmantle above them missed Throkk, hit my brother, and dropped him to negatives. Throkk fights the darkmantle blind, gets to 0. Then remembers he has rage (A VERY common ocurrance... Throkk was funny like that), rages, kills the darkmantle, and patches up my brother's char by wrapping him IN THE DARKMANTLE'S SKIN. Before drinking a potion a local cleric had made him... Special DM call to say it was Cure MINOR wounds... (non-magical cureall, lol) then his rage drops and he collapses at 0 HP. Another time: Throkk and my third or fourth character (most of them die so quickly I don't recall so well) were the halforcs in the group. The orcish leader of a keep pointed at me, yelled KILL HIM, and pointed at Throkk. I walked past his bodyguards on my way to Throkk, said NEVER!!.... and criticalled for maximum greatsword carnage. I dropped the guy to a knee. Throkk looks over, rages, charges, and ALSO crits. He's now on BOTH knees, then my brother walks up and tells the GM "I stab him in the NECK." Then claims it was his kill all along. Later on, my brother tries to lasso a fleeing bone devil, misses, and falls two stories. I wrap a rope around myself, toss it to Throkk, say, "Hold this!" as I jumped to save him from approaching zombies. Throkk tells GM, "I'm not holding the rope." I die. Once, my brother punched my nongood wizard (only info they had was detect good) because he "knew I was evil." Throkk punched me for lethal and klled me. *sigh* Ah, the good 'ol days. [/QUOTE]
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