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<blockquote data-quote="tgstk7" data-source="post: 5324562" data-attributes="member: 95289">I have a couple, mostly one-liners that had everybody laughing hard enough to stop the game for a few minutes.&nbsp;First one, DM's girlfriend, in-character to a cleric of pelor:&quot;Just because your flaming-ball-of-god...&quot; We never heard what the rest of that was going to be. I don't remember exactly what came before in the conversation either. Some conflict between wanting to do good and neutral character wanting to not die.&nbsp;Same campaign, downtime, most of the party has something to do. Me (the other cleric, venerating ideals, not a god) and the rogue decide to head to the brothels. Afterwards we're discussing this (nothing graphic) in character. He tells me his had a french maids outfit. My character's response: &quot;Wish I'd thought of that. Mine was just naked.&quot; Don't know why exactly but no one could stop laughing at that one. &nbsp;Funny thing happened in a game of the old version of Star Wars. Short version, we all got drunk and were staying in a rented room (hotel). Someone was unable to find the bathroom in their inebriated state and used one of the empty liquor bottles. The next day someone else found this, was disgusted and poured it out the window without first checking to make sure it was clear. It wasn't. There was a Stormtrooper patrol going by. &quot;Yellow stormtroopers.&quot; (snicker snicker) Anyway, they arrested the wrong person.&nbsp; A PC that belonged to a player no longer in the game. No one spoke up, but we did witness his flogging.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="tgstk7, post: 5324562, member: 95289"] I have a couple, mostly one-liners that had everybody laughing hard enough to stop the game for a few minutes. First one, DM's girlfriend, in-character to a cleric of pelor: "Just because your flaming-ball-of-god..." We never heard what the rest of that was going to be. I don't remember exactly what came before in the conversation either. Some conflict between wanting to do good and neutral character wanting to not die. Same campaign, downtime, most of the party has something to do. Me (the other cleric, venerating ideals, not a god) and the rogue decide to head to the brothels. Afterwards we're discussing this (nothing graphic) in character. He tells me his had a french maids outfit. My character's response: "Wish I'd thought of that. Mine was just naked." Don't know why exactly but no one could stop laughing at that one. Funny thing happened in a game of the old version of Star Wars. Short version, we all got drunk and were staying in a rented room (hotel). Someone was unable to find the bathroom in their inebriated state and used one of the empty liquor bottles. The next day someone else found this, was disgusted and poured it out the window without first checking to make sure it was clear. It wasn't. There was a Stormtrooper patrol going by. "Yellow stormtroopers." (snicker snicker) Anyway, they arrested the wrong person. A PC that belonged to a player no longer in the game. No one spoke up, but we did witness his flogging. [/QUOTE]

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