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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe Ronalds" data-source="post: 311562" data-attributes="member: 2083">Me(DM): Hey, why don't we play now?Player: I don't feel like it!Me: Too bad. The player (who didn't want to join the campaign at first because she thought the PHB was 'insulting' to elves) proceeded to jump up with a large, sharp pin. She then ran at me, and I ran around the couch for a few minutes, before grabbing two drumsticks on the table. Using the drumsticks, and proving that I must have the sunder feat when my co-dm threw her a set of drumsticks of her own, saying he wanted to see his walls painted in boood, I managed to keep her from injuring me, and at the same time landing a few hits (I was mostly fighting defensively, I didn't want to hurt her (but I found out today she got a bruise from the fight)). Eventually, I twisted my ankle by taking a bad jump and ended the fight rather quickly by knocking her pin away. Anyway, my co-dm started complaining again that neither of us bled, and so she decided she wanted to fight me again. I said it wouldn't be fair because I had twisted my ankle and she already had her weapons ready. She said she didn't care about a fair fight, and I made the mistake of saying she must be a cowardly bitch then. I then promptly jumped up and grabbed the drum sticks off of the table at the other end of the room....</blockquote>