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<blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 312121" data-attributes="member: 63">This following post may offend both Russ's and Eric's grandmothers.&nbsp; It is sexual humor, and as such, you should probably not read it.&nbsp; Especially because it involves Goblins.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Consider yourself warned.In one of our one-shot games, all the PCs were idiotic goblins or trolls.&nbsp; Sure, we were playing evil monsters, but they were Stupid Evil, so it was funny.Well, the villain of this game was a nymph, who had been luring other goblins to their deaths.&nbsp; So the party, a team of high-level goblinoids and trolls, tries to ambush the nymph.&nbsp; Our party consisted of a troll barbarian, a troll cleric, a goblin rogue, and a goblin monk.The high-level druid nymph manages to catch three members of the party in a giant Wall of Thorns spell, making it fairly hard for them to get out.Then the goblin monk begins taunting the nymph.&nbsp; &quot;Hey, I'm a high-level monk!&nbsp; One of my powers is Tongue of the Sun and the Moon!&nbsp; So I'm going to talk to your bush you just summoned.&nbsp; Hey, I'm using my tongue in your bush!&quot;The nymph, pissed off by this, tries to kill the monk with a Finger of Death spell, which is ineffective.&nbsp; This just delights the monk more, since now he has a nymph trying to finger him.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="RangerWickett, post: 312121, member: 63"] This following post may offend both Russ's and Eric's grandmothers. It is sexual humor, and as such, you should probably not read it. Especially because it involves Goblins. Consider yourself warned. In one of our one-shot games, all the PCs were idiotic goblins or trolls. Sure, we were playing evil monsters, but they were Stupid Evil, so it was funny. Well, the villain of this game was a nymph, who had been luring other goblins to their deaths. So the party, a team of high-level goblinoids and trolls, tries to ambush the nymph. Our party consisted of a troll barbarian, a troll cleric, a goblin rogue, and a goblin monk. The high-level druid nymph manages to catch three members of the party in a giant Wall of Thorns spell, making it fairly hard for them to get out. Then the goblin monk begins taunting the nymph. "Hey, I'm a high-level monk! One of my powers is Tongue of the Sun and the Moon! So I'm going to talk to your bush you just summoned. Hey, I'm using my tongue in your bush!" The nymph, pissed off by this, tries to kill the monk with a Finger of Death spell, which is ineffective. This just delights the monk more, since now he has a nymph trying to finger him. [/QUOTE]

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