Menu
News
All News
Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
Pathfinder
Starfinder
Warhammer
2d20 System
Year Zero Engine
Industry News
Reviews
Dragon Reflections
White Dwarf Reflections
Columns
Weekly Digests
Weekly News Digest
Freebies, Sales & Bundles
RPG Print News
RPG Crowdfunding News
Game Content
ENterplanetary DimENsions
Mythological Figures
Opinion
Worlds of Design
Peregrine's Nest
RPG Evolution
Other Columns
From the Freelancing Frontline
Monster ENcyclopedia
WotC/TSR Alumni Look Back
4 Hours w/RSD (Ryan Dancey)
The Road to 3E (Jonathan Tweet)
Greenwood's Realms (Ed Greenwood)
Drawmij's TSR (Jim Ward)
Community
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Resources
Wiki
Pages
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Downloads
Latest reviews
Search resources
EN Publishing
Store
EN5ider
Adventures in ZEITGEIST
Awfully Cheerful Engine
What's OLD is NEW
Judge Dredd & The Worlds Of 2000AD
War of the Burning Sky
Level Up: Advanced 5E
Events & Releases
Upcoming Events
Private Events
Featured Events
Socials!
EN Publishing
Twitter
BlueSky
Facebook
Instagram
EN World
BlueSky
YouTube
Facebook
Twitter
Twitch
Podcast
Features
Top 5 RPGs Compiled Charts 2004-Present
Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0
Ryan Dancey: Acquiring TSR
Q&A With Gary Gygax
D&D Rules FAQs
TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History
D&D Pronunciation Guide
Million Dollar TTRPG Kickstarters
Tabletop RPG Podcast Hall of Fame
Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News
D&D in the Mainstream
D&D & RPG History
About Morrus
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Funniest Thing That PCS Have Done/Said
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Rolzup" data-source="post: 3007097" data-attributes="member: 10105"><p>The game? Home-brewed system, in a setting not unlike <strong>Gamma World</strong>. The party was a bunch of former farm-boys, and their various mutant hanger's on...mutants, robots, and such.</p><p></p><p>We'd become separated into two groups, each in a cavern underground. A tunnel, entirely filled with very cold water, connected the two caves. Fortunately, we had Tadpole on our side. A 3' tall, bright orange, amphibious mutant who happened to be -- and this is important -- as dumb as a post.</p><p></p><p>And he was played, naturally, by one of the smartest guys in the group.</p><p></p><p>Dave, who fancied himself the party leader, had just heard from Tadpole that the others were "Just over there."</p><p></p><p>"Great, Tadpole. Listen, I want you to swim over to the others and...."</p><p></p><p>"Okay!" *splash*</p><p></p><p>Dave chuckles, wearily. Tadpole returns a moment later.</p><p></p><p>"Tadpole, <em>listen</em> to me. I want you to swim over to the others and...."</p><p></p><p>"Okay!" *splash*</p><p></p><p>The rest of us laugh this time. Dave grits his teeth. Tadpole's player has a very bland expression on his face as he describes swimming through the tunnel, waving to the others, and then returning to the waiting Dave.</p><p></p><p>"Tadpole, <em>listen!</em> Wait until I tell you, and then swim over to the others and...."</p><p></p><p>"Okay!" *splash*</p><p></p><p>Dave curses. The rest of us are watching this drama unfold with bated breath.</p><p></p><p>"I'm back!"</p><p></p><p>"Dammit, Tadpole! LISTEN! Do not go <em>anywhere</em> until I say...um...blue!"</p><p></p><p>Speaking in the most innocent tone imaginable, Tadpole's player replies, "Blue?"</p><p></p><p>And Dave loses it. "<strong>Yes, dammit! BLUE!"</strong></p><p></p><p>"Okay!" * splash*</p><p></p><p>I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. I couldn't even breathe. The look on Dave's face was beyond price. And even he started laughing after a moment...it was just so perfectly played by Tadpole's player.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rolzup, post: 3007097, member: 10105"] The game? Home-brewed system, in a setting not unlike [B]Gamma World[/B]. The party was a bunch of former farm-boys, and their various mutant hanger's on...mutants, robots, and such. We'd become separated into two groups, each in a cavern underground. A tunnel, entirely filled with very cold water, connected the two caves. Fortunately, we had Tadpole on our side. A 3' tall, bright orange, amphibious mutant who happened to be -- and this is important -- as dumb as a post. And he was played, naturally, by one of the smartest guys in the group. Dave, who fancied himself the party leader, had just heard from Tadpole that the others were "Just over there." "Great, Tadpole. Listen, I want you to swim over to the others and...." "Okay!" *splash* Dave chuckles, wearily. Tadpole returns a moment later. "Tadpole, [I]listen[/I] to me. I want you to swim over to the others and...." "Okay!" *splash* The rest of us laugh this time. Dave grits his teeth. Tadpole's player has a very bland expression on his face as he describes swimming through the tunnel, waving to the others, and then returning to the waiting Dave. "Tadpole, [i]listen![/i] Wait until I tell you, and then swim over to the others and...." "Okay!" *splash* Dave curses. The rest of us are watching this drama unfold with bated breath. "I'm back!" "Dammit, Tadpole! LISTEN! Do not go [I]anywhere[/I] until I say...um...blue!" Speaking in the most innocent tone imaginable, Tadpole's player replies, "Blue?" And Dave loses it. "[B]Yes, dammit! BLUE!"[/B] "Okay!" * splash* I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. I couldn't even breathe. The look on Dave's face was beyond price. And even he started laughing after a moment...it was just so perfectly played by Tadpole's player. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Funniest Thing That PCS Have Done/Said
Top