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<blockquote data-quote="Dragonbait" data-source="post: 3007153" data-attributes="member: 29182">The problem is, is that almost all quotes are a 'you had to be there' situation (note that none are my own quotes):A player was playing a homebrew race that replaced gnomes. They were small, obsidian black in color, with no hair and no pupils. He was talking about some female that the group was going to meet when he spouted this out: &quot;oh, I hope she's short, bald, and black!&quot;A player, in the heat of the moment, tried to think of a good battle cry. His brain combined some and came out with: &quot;You'll fall like pie!&quot; Of course, he didn't get why people paused and laughed at what he said.When trying to show off how strong his character was, a player declared &quot;I can crush apples.&quot;A player tried to describe some of the skills of the elves. When it came to their skills with the horse, he said: &quot;Elves are good for riding.&quot;A GM: &quot;You turn the corner and see a dead dude eating another dead dude. The guy goes 'rrr' and attacks.&quot; Best-description-evar! The same GM described two NPCs as &quot;...a mage guy and a dude with a cloak.&quot;A GM: what he wanted to say: &quot;The planet's forest is thick and lush.&quot; What he ended up saying: &quot;The planet has a plump, plush forest..&quot; Yup.. These are 'had to be there' situations.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dragonbait, post: 3007153, member: 29182"] The problem is, is that almost all quotes are a 'you had to be there' situation (note that none are my own quotes): A player was playing a homebrew race that replaced gnomes. They were small, obsidian black in color, with no hair and no pupils. He was talking about some female that the group was going to meet when he spouted this out: "oh, I hope she's short, bald, and black!" A player, in the heat of the moment, tried to think of a good battle cry. His brain combined some and came out with: "You'll fall like pie!" Of course, he didn't get why people paused and laughed at what he said. When trying to show off how strong his character was, a player declared "I can crush apples." A player tried to describe some of the skills of the elves. When it came to their skills with the horse, he said: "Elves are good for riding." A GM: "You turn the corner and see a dead dude eating another dead dude. The guy goes 'rrr' and attacks." Best-description-evar! The same GM described two NPCs as "...a mage guy and a dude with a cloak." A GM: what he wanted to say: "The planet's forest is thick and lush." What he ended up saying: "The planet has a plump, plush forest.." Yup.. These are 'had to be there' situations. [/QUOTE]

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