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<blockquote data-quote="sniffles" data-source="post: 3009409" data-attributes="member: 30035">Player A: &quot;I prestidigitate the log.&quot;GM: &quot;Wow, that's the cleanest log I've ever seen.&quot;Player B: &quot;I mend the log and it turns back into a tree.&quot;Player 1: &quot;Justice waits for no man.&quot;Player 2: &quot;Nor does lunch, apparently.&quot;The party has a dwarf PC who now has over 200 HP, but he'd suffered a loss of almost 80% of his HP in a bar fight.Paladin's player: &quot;I utter a short prayer to my god to heal this vessel and the dwarf gets 30 HP back.&quot;GM: &quot;And your god says this vessel is only a quarter full!&quot; The party was fighting an extraplanar monster that had emerged through a planar portal. The monster grabbed one PC's mace and we thought it had taken the mace back through the portal when it retreated. Then an NPC appeared through the portal.Player: &quot;Does he have (other PC's) mace?&quot; GM: &quot;He does not.&quot;Player: &quot;Throw him back!&quot;Player 1 is considering whether his PC is armed. His cleric PC had just been providing healing to the dwarf (see above), who tends to resist being healed until he's really low on HP.Player 1: &quot;I probably had the wand out to heal the dwarf.&quot;Player 2: &quot;But you might have had your mace in your other hand to pacify him first.&quot;A new player has just introduced his PC into the campaign:Player 1: &quot;I want amnesty with your group.&quot;Player 2: &quot;That's fine. My homunculus outranks you, though.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="sniffles, post: 3009409, member: 30035"] Player A: "I [I]prestidigitate[/I] the log." GM: "Wow, that's the cleanest log I've ever seen." Player B: "I [I]mend[/I] the log and it turns back into a tree." Player 1: "Justice waits for no man." Player 2: "Nor does lunch, apparently." The party has a dwarf PC who now has over 200 HP, but he'd suffered a loss of almost 80% of his HP in a bar fight. Paladin's player: "I utter a short prayer to my god to heal this vessel and the dwarf gets 30 HP back." GM: "And your god says this vessel is only a quarter full!" The party was fighting an extraplanar monster that had emerged through a planar portal. The monster grabbed one PC's mace and we thought it had taken the mace back through the portal when it retreated. Then an NPC appeared through the portal. Player: "Does he have (other PC's) mace?" GM: "He does not." Player: "Throw him back!" Player 1 is considering whether his PC is armed. His cleric PC had just been providing healing to the dwarf (see above), who tends to resist being healed until he's really low on HP. Player 1: "I probably had the wand out to heal the dwarf." Player 2: "But you might have had your mace in your other hand to pacify him first." A new player has just introduced his PC into the campaign: Player 1: "I want amnesty with your group." Player 2: "That's fine. My homunculus outranks you, though." [/QUOTE]

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