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<blockquote data-quote="Olaf the Stout" data-source="post: 3035242" data-attributes="member: 13703">Here are some quotes from my campaign so far.&nbsp; A lot of them are you had to be there moments but I'll post them anyway:Player 1:&nbsp; &quot;What does Elminster wear at home?&quot;Player 2:&nbsp; &quot;I'm thinking fishnets and a French maid's outfit.&quot;&quot;Well I can't really find fault with that.&quot; - Player 3, after hearing Player 2's explanation as to why he attacked Player 4 with a battle-axePlayer 3 talks to Player 4 (in character) about how Player 2 actually came to attack him.Player 3:&nbsp; &quot;How did you try and calm him down?&quot;Player 4:&nbsp; &quot;I told him everything was ok.&nbsp; He could have the rat.&nbsp; The rat was good.&quot;&quot;Old Chinese proverb:&nbsp; Do not annoy people offering rats.&quot; - Player 1 (in reference to the previous incident)GM (me):&nbsp; &quot;So you're carrying a tied and gagged small child, an unconscious acolyte and a rat in a jar.&quot;Player 2:&nbsp; &quot;Yes.&quot;Player 3:&nbsp; &quot;What's up with the guards?&quot;Player 5:&nbsp; &quot;I don't know but they appear to be guarding something.&quot;The Gibbering Mouther's acid spittle barely misses Player 3.Player 3: &quot;That wasn't too bad&quot;GM (me): &quot;That wasn't its attack&quot;Player 3: &quot;Oh&quot;Player 3 then proceeds to gets hit by 4 mouths and is nearly grappled by theGibbering Mouther.&quot;We need to finish one of these quests.&nbsp; We've got a quest backlog.&quot;&nbsp; -&nbsp; Player 1&quot;Don't worry about me, grab the treasure.&nbsp; I've still got 10 rounds before I drown.&quot;&nbsp; -&nbsp; Player 6, shortly before his character nearly drowned to death after failing every single one of his swim checks.&quot;We're sorry for your loss.&nbsp; Now the small matter of our reward.&quot;&nbsp; -&nbsp; Player 4 after telling an NPC that the party had recovered 3 missing Waste Walker's Guild members, but that they were all dead.Olaf the Stout</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Olaf the Stout, post: 3035242, member: 13703"] Here are some quotes from my campaign so far. A lot of them are you had to be there moments but I'll post them anyway: Player 1: "What does Elminster wear at home?" Player 2: "I'm thinking fishnets and a French maid's outfit." "Well I can't really find fault with that." - Player 3, after hearing Player 2's explanation as to why he attacked Player 4 with a battle-axe Player 3 talks to Player 4 (in character) about how Player 2 actually came to attack him. Player 3: "How did you try and calm him down?" Player 4: "I told him everything was ok. He could have the rat. The rat was good." "Old Chinese proverb: Do not annoy people offering rats." - Player 1 (in reference to the previous incident) GM (me): "So you're carrying a tied and gagged small child, an unconscious acolyte and a rat in a jar." Player 2: "Yes." Player 3: "What's up with the guards?" Player 5: "I don't know but they appear to be guarding something." The Gibbering Mouther's acid spittle barely misses Player 3. Player 3: "That wasn't too bad" GM (me): "That wasn't its attack" Player 3: "Oh" Player 3 then proceeds to gets hit by 4 mouths and is nearly grappled by the Gibbering Mouther. "We need to finish one of these quests. We've got a quest backlog." - Player 1 "Don't worry about me, grab the treasure. I've still got 10 rounds before I drown." - Player 6, shortly before his character nearly drowned to death after failing every single one of his swim checks. "We're sorry for your loss. Now the small matter of our reward." - Player 4 after telling an NPC that the party had recovered 3 missing Waste Walker's Guild members, but that they were all dead. Olaf the Stout [/QUOTE]

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