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<blockquote data-quote="Wik" data-source="post: 3035543" data-attributes="member: 40177"><p>Way back in the final days of 2e, we took on a new player. This guy really wanted to be a mage, even when we told him that mage's aren't really a good "learner" character. (this was, actually, his second character, but whatever) But, he made a mage... and, using Skills and Powers, this mage had proficiency with the longsword. Which was a dumb mistake, in hindsight.</p><p></p><p>Over the next couple of hours, this player was constantly trying to be the hero. When the group was running from worg riders, the "mage" drew his sword to fight. Of course, the rest of the group had to fight because of this, and promptly fell into defensive positions around this mage who really wanted to be a frontline fighter. Finally, one player quietly asks "Hey, aren't you supposed to be, like, CASTING something right now!?"</p><p></p><p>To no avail.</p><p></p><p>Worgs down, the group hides in the bush from orc patrols. And then, they come across an orc camp. The thief, knowing scouting is his strong suit, declares that he wants to scout the camp out. I've had this planned, and start running a quick scouting mission while the rest of the group watches on from a small outcropping. Until, a few minutes of real time later, the mage decides to "help" with the sneaking ("Hey, it says I have 'stealth' on my character sheet, right?"). So, the mage creeps down, and everyone in the group suddenly gets VERY nervous.</p><p></p><p>The mage quickly sneaks into a tent, and finds a small cot (as well as some treasure!). But, some orcs come in, and quickly discover the mage. </p><p></p><p>The group watches in delight as a gang of orcs quickly drag the mage out of the tent. Does he try to cast any spells? No. He goes for the longsword, and he is quickly disarmed. Then, the orcs take turns punching and kicking him. </p><p></p><p>"Hey, guys, aren't you going to help me?" </p><p></p><p>"Nah, you're pretty much useless. Hey, rogue, he left his spellbook in the tent. Why don't you grab it, so we can sell it someone who'll actually cast spells?"</p><p></p><p>So, the rogue quickly loots the camp while the orcs are busy beating the mage to a bloody pulp. It was all great fun.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wik, post: 3035543, member: 40177"] Way back in the final days of 2e, we took on a new player. This guy really wanted to be a mage, even when we told him that mage's aren't really a good "learner" character. (this was, actually, his second character, but whatever) But, he made a mage... and, using Skills and Powers, this mage had proficiency with the longsword. Which was a dumb mistake, in hindsight. Over the next couple of hours, this player was constantly trying to be the hero. When the group was running from worg riders, the "mage" drew his sword to fight. Of course, the rest of the group had to fight because of this, and promptly fell into defensive positions around this mage who really wanted to be a frontline fighter. Finally, one player quietly asks "Hey, aren't you supposed to be, like, CASTING something right now!?" To no avail. Worgs down, the group hides in the bush from orc patrols. And then, they come across an orc camp. The thief, knowing scouting is his strong suit, declares that he wants to scout the camp out. I've had this planned, and start running a quick scouting mission while the rest of the group watches on from a small outcropping. Until, a few minutes of real time later, the mage decides to "help" with the sneaking ("Hey, it says I have 'stealth' on my character sheet, right?"). So, the mage creeps down, and everyone in the group suddenly gets VERY nervous. The mage quickly sneaks into a tent, and finds a small cot (as well as some treasure!). But, some orcs come in, and quickly discover the mage. The group watches in delight as a gang of orcs quickly drag the mage out of the tent. Does he try to cast any spells? No. He goes for the longsword, and he is quickly disarmed. Then, the orcs take turns punching and kicking him. "Hey, guys, aren't you going to help me?" "Nah, you're pretty much useless. Hey, rogue, he left his spellbook in the tent. Why don't you grab it, so we can sell it someone who'll actually cast spells?" So, the rogue quickly loots the camp while the orcs are busy beating the mage to a bloody pulp. It was all great fun. [/QUOTE]
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