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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 3035581" data-attributes="member: 4134">Where to begin....We're looking for Red Wizards in a city (not in Thay). A cowled guy makes us follow him into an allway. He then reveals his tatooed, bald head, and as we show signs of trying to attack him, he says: "Yes, you can kill me, but you'll never find out what I know!"My character just repied: "My friend here's a cleric. They can speak with the dead."That shut him up.Then there was the villain, confronting us, in the intention to taunt us and then unleash his brute on us."You're looking for the one who kills your people? That would be me. Well, not directly me - I don't get my hands dirty. What does one have minions for. This guy here, for example, has over a dozen marks on his blade - he doesn't have a blade, he fights with his claws."To which our Bladesinger replied: "Oh, I see, you're a rhetorician".Thus began our great career of making fun of villains, ruining their grand entrance / exit.It continued when another villain talked down to us (literally) from a rooftop. His self-righteous blathering was interrupted by a short period of ROTFL (courtesy of my Tasha's Hideous Laughter).In that same campaign, the priestess (one of those eilistraeen priestesses running around with very little clothes on) wanted to search some old walls for secret switchs or whatever. She asked my character if I could lend her his longspear, and he did so. She then said: "I put that spear in whatever hole I can find." To which my character replied: "Ugh, now you can keep that spear." After the player realized what he just said, it was too late.There was the evil campaign where we put love songs into an unholy book of Bane, the god of Hatred. We later defeated his Chosen, put his soul in a yellow gem, and tossed it in our toilet.At the end of that campaign, our wizard power word killed his familiar, who was really an imp telepath (another player's PC) making him think he was the familiar, and mind controlling him all the time. Guess he wasn't good enough at keeping secrets. I guess using flesh to stone on enemies and using them as hat stands doesn't count. Too normal.Another one was more a player thing, but funny still. Party was attacking some enemy with DR, and they were a bit short on magic weapons they could use. So they looked over their sheets to find forgotten swords and the like.One player found something: "I have a +1 handbrake!" <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> "Uh, I mean, hand crossbow"</blockquote>

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