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<blockquote data-quote="Lord Zardoz" data-source="post: 3058519" data-attributes="member: 704"><p><strong>My own recent example</strong></p><p></p><p>In my most recent game, a situation had come about where an unusual exchange of dialog had taken place. But first, the frame of reference.</p><p></p><p>Eberron campaign setting, in the kingdom of Thrane.</p><p>Thrane is a theocracy populated by bigots.</p><p>My character was a changling (a race subject to Thranian Bigotry)</p><p>My character had been impersonating a preist</p><p>My character had also recently desecrated an ancient alter, thereby reactivating a mechanism that spawned large quantities of undead.</p><p></p><p>Agents of the government had tracked our party down to an in, and started asking after the where abouts of my characters 2 most recently used aliases. A party member alerted me, and I was about to leave. I had taken the persona of a beliggerant half orc warrior.</p><p></p><p>The inquisitor recognized me via some magical means, and had me dead to rights. Being in character, I denied being who I was, and refused to stop, while uttering very rude insults. As I walked to the door, they insisted I stop, and I refused. The critical exchange was this:</p><p></p><p>Me: Listen, (expletive), your (expletive) accusations are groundless and if you want to deal with this, will do it outside.</p><p>Inquisitor: I said sit down. Now are we going to do this the easy way, or the hard way</p><p>Me: I think I have made my choice obvious by now. (To Dm: I step towards the door)</p><p></p><p>This lead to me being shot at by an archer. Archer scored a critical, and after I reminded the DM that a bow did x3 critical and not x2, I was left with one HP. It was judged that the arrow drilled my foot and pretty much nailed me to the floor.</p><p></p><p>Me: Very well. I have reconsidered your proposal to discuss this matter.</p><p></p><p>I was certaintly willing to discuss this matter with them. But I insisted on being disrespectful (I was still insisting I was Rourc the beliggerant half Orc, rather than Jack Blackblade, a Changling Rogue). This was certaintly in character for the situation.</p><p></p><p>Inquisitor: Ok, now sit down so we can discuss this.</p><p>Me: I prefer to stand rather than sit with a walking crap sack.</p><p>Archer: Sit down or I will put the next arrow into your face.</p><p>Me: I would very much like to see that.</p><p>THOCK.. THUD - Sound of me being shot in the face and falling down at -4 hp.</p><p></p><p>The inquisitor than sat down, discussed the matter with the more co-operative members of the party, and then stabilized me and brought me back to positive hp. Our DM has decreed that when reduced to 0 Hp, changlings revert to their 'natural' form. So I awoke, looked at myself, looked at the inquisitor, at myself again, then back at the inquisitor and said</p><p></p><p>Me: Hello. I am Jack Blackblade. I hear you have been wishing to speak with me.</p><p></p><p>END COMMUNICATION</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lord Zardoz, post: 3058519, member: 704"] [b]My own recent example[/b] In my most recent game, a situation had come about where an unusual exchange of dialog had taken place. But first, the frame of reference. Eberron campaign setting, in the kingdom of Thrane. Thrane is a theocracy populated by bigots. My character was a changling (a race subject to Thranian Bigotry) My character had been impersonating a preist My character had also recently desecrated an ancient alter, thereby reactivating a mechanism that spawned large quantities of undead. Agents of the government had tracked our party down to an in, and started asking after the where abouts of my characters 2 most recently used aliases. A party member alerted me, and I was about to leave. I had taken the persona of a beliggerant half orc warrior. The inquisitor recognized me via some magical means, and had me dead to rights. Being in character, I denied being who I was, and refused to stop, while uttering very rude insults. As I walked to the door, they insisted I stop, and I refused. The critical exchange was this: Me: Listen, (expletive), your (expletive) accusations are groundless and if you want to deal with this, will do it outside. Inquisitor: I said sit down. Now are we going to do this the easy way, or the hard way Me: I think I have made my choice obvious by now. (To Dm: I step towards the door) This lead to me being shot at by an archer. Archer scored a critical, and after I reminded the DM that a bow did x3 critical and not x2, I was left with one HP. It was judged that the arrow drilled my foot and pretty much nailed me to the floor. Me: Very well. I have reconsidered your proposal to discuss this matter. I was certaintly willing to discuss this matter with them. But I insisted on being disrespectful (I was still insisting I was Rourc the beliggerant half Orc, rather than Jack Blackblade, a Changling Rogue). This was certaintly in character for the situation. Inquisitor: Ok, now sit down so we can discuss this. Me: I prefer to stand rather than sit with a walking crap sack. Archer: Sit down or I will put the next arrow into your face. Me: I would very much like to see that. THOCK.. THUD - Sound of me being shot in the face and falling down at -4 hp. The inquisitor than sat down, discussed the matter with the more co-operative members of the party, and then stabilized me and brought me back to positive hp. Our DM has decreed that when reduced to 0 Hp, changlings revert to their 'natural' form. So I awoke, looked at myself, looked at the inquisitor, at myself again, then back at the inquisitor and said Me: Hello. I am Jack Blackblade. I hear you have been wishing to speak with me. END COMMUNICATION [/QUOTE]
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