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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Grundle" data-source="post: 465785" data-attributes="member: 1978"><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> In our last game, the player of the half-orc barbarian, hits, rolls her 10-sider for damage, and says in an exasperated tone, "This stupid die!  I rolled a zero again!!!"  Who knows how long she'd been rolling "zeros" before she spoke up!<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> In a game I DMed about a year ago, the players were introducing their characters when the player of the paladin said quite proudly, "I'm a paladin.  I've got lay on hands, and I can do it to myself when ever I want do!"<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> In a game I played in a while ago, one of the players' was new to the game and was that nervous sort of player that always suspects the DM is out to screw them.  The party had checked into an inn and were passing the eveing at the bar when this player decides it time to retire for the evening.  "I go upstairs to my room, close the door, shutter the windows, place the chamber pot in front of the door so I'll be warned if the door is opened.  Then I take off my armor, get out my oil and begin polishing it."<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> We were battling the evil arch-mage with a wand of polymorph other.  The rogue character who was sneak attacking the evil wizard at the time, failed her save and was polymorphed into a newt.  On her turn the rogue's player says, "I'm a newt?!  OK.  I climb up his robes and begin gnawling on his wand.  Let's see if he can make his concentration check now!"</blockquote>

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